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How Much Of A Jejemon Are You?

We know you have it in you pH0wHz.

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  1. There's a jejemon in every one of us, no matter how much you deny. Check all that applies pH0wwZz..!

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    nH4i1ntinD!h@n m0h t0H..’
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    ‘…, 1n f4cT, tH!ś 1z h0w ü tÊxt b4.
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    & s0metiEmz eV3n nòW.
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    And you have an obsession with your x. The letter “x” I mean.
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    U h8 vwelz. U use as lttle as pssible.
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    But numb3rs 4r3 ur th1ng.
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    You know what a jejecap is.
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    And you actually own one.
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    Or two.
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    And you think they don’t look as bad as people make it out to be. Aminin mo na.
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    You’ve worn shutter shades at least once.
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    And you secretly enjoyed every minute of it.
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    You went to church once or twice just so you can show off your new clothes.
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    You’re part of a friend group with a jejemon name.
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    And you have a group photo shot in a studio.
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    And your poses are gloriously embarrassing.
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    When somebody asks where you work, you immediately think of “edi sa puso mo.”
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    Or literally every time someone asks where something is.
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    You take a photo with your drink from Starbucks.
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    You wear a jacket even when it’s 35 fucking degrees celsius outside.
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    And not just any type of jacket, a varsity jacket.
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    You’ve edited your profile pictures on PIZAP and Glitterfy.
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    You dig English song remixes with Tagalog rap verses.
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    You’ve even memorized some of them.
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    But you don’t really know who made them because the artists’ names go like bH0xz mAkhUl3T or rH3bëLd3nG R0s@xz.
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    You also secretly enjoy Tatlong Bibe remixes.
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    You’ve listened to one of Chicser’s songs.
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    And you actually liked it.
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    You like things just because they’re uso.
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    Like jogger pants.
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    Or Nike Airmax.
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    Or Ed Sheeran’s Thinking Out Loud.
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    You sometimes replace “s” with “z.”
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    You type “ou” instead of “oo.”
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    And “q” instead of “ko.”
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    You even went as far as “q0Uh” because more effort, more love, ‘di ba.
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    You share photos that say “Top 10 Names Ng Magaganda” on Facebook.
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    You’ve said the catchphrase “Edi wow!” more than you’re willing to admit.
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    Or, “edi ikaw na!”
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    You’ve taken a “selfie” using a webcam at a random computer shop.
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    You’ve had an email address that goes something like, prettyprettywow_78@yahoo.com.
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    You own one of those paisley patterned handkerchiefs.
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    And you’ve wrapped them around your neck ~para cool.~
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    You’ve sent a group message consisting of a quote.
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    And an anecdote of how your day went.
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    And of course, you signed it your code name at the end.
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    And of course, you put “_gM” at the end just so your friends know that it is, in fact, a GM.
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    You put unnecessary ellipses… on your sentences…
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    You’ve sported blonde/orange highlights.
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    Your go-to pose is the \m/ sign.
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    Your reaction to anything hilarious, or sassy, or amazing is "BOOM PANES!"
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    Or simply, "BOOM!"
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    You own at least one accessory that has weed printed on it.
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    You post multiple selfies at a time.
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    And they’re all taken at a same angle.
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    And you’ve captioned it with a quote that’s totally unrelated to the photo.
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    Like a random quote you got from Google.
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    Sinusumpa mo that you once had a jejemon phase.
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    But deep inside, you know you wouldn’t trade it for the world.
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    ..’kXe #RealTalk lHaRn bh3, nhAg-3nJóy qAh aMan eEh..!
 
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