nH4i1ntinD!h@n m0h t0H..’‘…, 1n f4cT, tH!ś 1z h0w ü tÊxt b4.& s0metiEmz eV3n nòW.And you have an obsession with your x. The letter “x” I mean.U h8 vwelz. U use as lttle as pssible.But numb3rs 4r3 ur th1ng.You know what a jejecap is.And you actually own one.Or two.And you think they don’t look as bad as people make it out to be. Aminin mo na.You’ve worn shutter shades at least once.And you secretly enjoyed every minute of it.You went to church once or twice just so you can show off your new clothes.You’re part of a friend group with a jejemon name.And you have a group photo shot in a studio.And your poses are gloriously embarrassing.When somebody asks where you work, you immediately think of “edi sa puso mo.”Or literally every time someone asks where something is.You take a photo with your drink from Starbucks.You wear a jacket even when it’s 35 fucking degrees celsius outside.And not just any type of jacket, a varsity jacket.You’ve edited your profile pictures on PIZAP and Glitterfy.You dig English song remixes with Tagalog rap verses.You’ve even memorized some of them.But you don’t really know who made them because the artists’ names go like bH0xz mAkhUl3T or rH3bëLd3nG R0s@xz.You also secretly enjoy Tatlong Bibe remixes.You’ve listened to one of Chicser’s songs.And you actually liked it.You like things just because they’re uso.Like jogger pants.Or Nike Airmax.Or Ed Sheeran’s Thinking Out Loud.You sometimes replace “s” with “z.”You type “ou” instead of “oo.”And “q” instead of “ko.”You even went as far as “q0Uh” because more effort, more love, ‘di ba.You share photos that say “Top 10 Names Ng Magaganda” on Facebook.You’ve said the catchphrase “Edi wow!” more than you’re willing to admit.Or, “edi ikaw na!”You’ve taken a “selfie” using a webcam at a random computer shop.You’ve had an email address that goes something like, email@example.com.You own one of those paisley patterned handkerchiefs.And you’ve wrapped them around your neck ~para cool.~You’ve sent a group message consisting of a quote.And an anecdote of how your day went.And of course, you signed it your code name at the end.And of course, you put “_gM” at the end just so your friends know that it is, in fact, a GM.You put unnecessary ellipses… on your sentences…You’ve sported blonde/orange highlights.Your go-to pose is the \m/ sign.Your reaction to anything hilarious, or sassy, or amazing is "BOOM PANES!"Or simply, "BOOM!"You own at least one accessory that has weed printed on it.You post multiple selfies at a time.And they’re all taken at a same angle.And you’ve captioned it with a quote that’s totally unrelated to the photo.Like a random quote you got from Google.Sinusumpa mo that you once had a jejemon phase.But deep inside, you know you wouldn’t trade it for the world...’kXe #RealTalk lHaRn bh3, nhAg-3nJóy qAh aMan eEh..!