1. Men named Dingdong.

2. And FOOD named Dingdong.

Twitter: @carloteinous47
"Mixed nuts." Mmmmhmmm.
3. Spending the entire weeknight in insane traffic.

Twitter: @yelnehs
No, they weren't partying. Yes, they were on the road for the WHOLE EVENING.
4. Heated arguments concerning important things, i.e. videoke.

Twitter: @OllysTweets
"2 groups of men fought over a song on video-karaoke."
5. Resorting to bizarre but practical ways to cool off during summer.

6. Insults inside a jeepney that are really just uncalled for.

spot.ph
"Go to sleep, ugly."
7. Public utility vehicles that are lowkey body-shaming.

WHY.

Twitter: @qIitch
"Fat people not allowed."
8. Actually, public utility "vehicles" in general.

Twitter: @47Ronan
Bes, paki explain.
9. Unconventional outdoor recreation in flooded areas.

Twitter: @AnaStylesph / Twitter: @iamtonico
It's like Beyoncé's performance at the BET Awards. But, you know, not Beyoncé.
10. Using a special stone to get rid of dead skin cells.

Twitter: @mukmukero
Our secret to glowing skin? Stone.
11. Drinking water through a plastic bag.

Twitter: @SarapPHinas / ABS CBN
12. Folks drinking from the SAME GLASS during inuman.

Twitter: @itskenjikun
Aw yeah, let's celebrate with San Mig and Hepa B!
13. Ketchup made from bananas.

Twitter: @KekaTMoe
TRY IT THOUGH TBH. IT'S SO GOOD.
14. Delicious desserts that are unnecessarily called "dirty".

15. Brutally honest food advertisements.

Twitter: @alfonsoromillo
"Not that delicious, but it'll do."
16. Extremely sassy government websites.

17. And government agencies trolling trolls.

Twitter: @SWAFOdlsud
Normal day at the office.
18. Completely silly but cute cancellation-of-classes announcements.

19. Sex hotels disguised as family-friendly places.
