1. Men named Dingdong. Twitter: @PNBPH 2. And FOOD named Dingdong. Twitter: @carloteinous47 "Mixed nuts." Mmmmhmmm. 3. Spending the entire weeknight in insane traffic. Twitter: @yelnehs No, they weren't partying. Yes, they were on the road for the WHOLE EVENING. 4. Heated arguments concerning important things, i.e. videoke. Twitter: @OllysTweets "2 groups of men fought over a song on video-karaoke." 5. Resorting to bizarre but practical ways to cool off during summer. Twitter: @imtiinepangan 6. Insults inside a jeepney that are really just uncalled for. spot.ph "Go to sleep, ugly." 7. Public utility vehicles that are lowkey body-shaming. Twitter: @qIitch WHY. Twitter: @qIitch "Fat people not allowed." 8. Actually, public utility "vehicles" in general. Twitter: @47Ronan Bes, paki explain. 9. Unconventional outdoor recreation in flooded areas. Twitter: @AnaStylesph / Twitter: @iamtonico It's like Beyoncé's performance at the BET Awards. But, you know, not Beyoncé. 10. Using a special stone to get rid of dead skin cells. Twitter: @mukmukero Our secret to glowing skin? Stone. 11. Drinking water through a plastic bag. Twitter: @SarapPHinas / ABS CBN 12. Folks drinking from the SAME GLASS during inuman. Twitter: @itskenjikun Aw yeah, let's celebrate with San Mig and Hepa B! 13. Ketchup made from bananas. Twitter: @KekaTMoe TRY IT THOUGH TBH. IT'S SO GOOD. 14. Delicious desserts that are unnecessarily called "dirty". Twitter: @teroezramae 15. Brutally honest food advertisements. Twitter: @alfonsoromillo "Not that delicious, but it'll do." 16. Extremely sassy government websites. Twitter: @steve_zone 17. And government agencies trolling trolls. Twitter: @SWAFOdlsud Normal day at the office. 18. Completely silly but cute cancellation-of-classes announcements. Facebook: JonvicRemullaJr 19. Sex hotels disguised as family-friendly places. Twitter: @yamIIyam123 20. And, finally — get ready for this, so don't say I didn't warn you — balut cake. Tap to reveal Click to reveal Twitter: @search I mean cake that's made to look like balut, but not necessarily *tastes* like balut.