1. Men named Dingdong.
2. And FOOD named Dingdong.
Twitter: @carloteinous47
"Mixed nuts." Mmmmhmmm.
3. Spending the entire weeknight in insane traffic.
Twitter: @yelnehs
No, they weren't partying. Yes, they were on the road for the WHOLE EVENING.
4. Heated arguments concerning important things, i.e. videoke.
Twitter: @OllysTweets
"2 groups of men fought over a song on video-karaoke."
5. Resorting to bizarre but practical ways to cool off during summer.
6. Insults inside a jeepney that are really just uncalled for.
spot.ph
"Go to sleep, ugly."
7. Public utility vehicles that are lowkey body-shaming.
WHY.
Twitter: @qIitch
"Fat people not allowed."
8. Actually, public utility "vehicles" in general.
Twitter: @47Ronan
Bes, paki explain.
9. Unconventional outdoor recreation in flooded areas.
Twitter: @AnaStylesph / Twitter: @iamtonico
It's like Beyoncé's performance at the BET Awards. But, you know, not Beyoncé.
10. Using a special stone to get rid of dead skin cells.
Twitter: @mukmukero
Our secret to glowing skin? Stone.
11. Drinking water through a plastic bag.
Twitter: @SarapPHinas / ABS CBN
12. Folks drinking from the SAME GLASS during inuman.
Twitter: @itskenjikun
Aw yeah, let's celebrate with San Mig and Hepa B!
13. Ketchup made from bananas.
Twitter: @KekaTMoe
TRY IT THOUGH TBH. IT'S SO GOOD.
14. Delicious desserts that are unnecessarily called "dirty".
15. Brutally honest food advertisements.
Twitter: @alfonsoromillo
"Not that delicious, but it'll do."
16. Extremely sassy government websites.
17. And government agencies trolling trolls.
Twitter: @SWAFOdlsud
Normal day at the office.
18. Completely silly but cute cancellation-of-classes announcements.
19. Sex hotels disguised as family-friendly places.
20. And, finally — get ready for this, so don't say I didn't warn you — balut cake.
Twitter: @search
I mean cake that's made to look like balut, but not necessarily *tastes* like balut.
