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    Dec 19, 2017

    65 Thoughts Every Filipino Has Had During Noche Buena

    I don't want na, I'm fat na.

    1. I’m gonna control my eating habits this year.

    2. Promise, gago.

    3. Uy, lechon!

    4. Oh, God. Hi tita…

    5. Hehe, opo tumaba ako. At least pwede mag-diet, eh ikaw????

    6. Char lang, I love my family. Family is the important persons in my life.

    7. Smile through the pain na lang, siz.

    8. 🎶 Whenever I see girls and boy selling lanterns on the street 🎶

    9. Taena, September pa lang LSS ko na ‘yan when will it end!

    11. You know what, lagyan ko na lang ng Empi Light tong Coke ko!

    12. I know it’s not yet dinner time, Linda. But pls.

    13. BUKSAN NA YANG VIDEOKE NA YAN POTAENAH!!!

    14. S’yempre "My Way" na naman kakantahin ni Papa.

    15. Luh 96 lang score ko??? Ang galing ko kaya!

    16. 🎶 Let’s sing Merry Christmas and happy holidays 🎶

    17. FUCK!!!!!!

    18. Anyway, lechon time!

    19. Uy, BBQ!

    20. Uy, spaghetti!

    21. Uy, pansit!

    22. Uy, buko salad ni mama!

    23. Oops, konti-konti lang ang kuha. Masisira ang diet.

    24. HAHAHAHHAHA PUTA SINO NILOKO KO

    ABS CBN

    25. Yes, Tita Cindy, kukuha pa po ako kahit sinabihan n’yo akong mataba kanina.

    26. 🎶 This season may we never forget the love we have for Jesus 🎶

    27. Oh my God please stop talking about politics.

    28. What??? Mas okay nung panahon ni Marcos??? TITO PLS.

    29. Hmmmm okay lang ‘yan, self. They’re your family. And family is the most important persons in your life.

    30. Kalma lang.

    31. Kuha ka na lang ng lechon ulit.

    32. Don't listen to them and focus on the lechon. See? Everything’s better now.

    GMA

    33. 🎶 And may the spirit of Christmas be always in our heartssss 🎶

    34. I wonder where my ninongs and ninangs are.

    35. Ano kaya ginagawa nila ngayon.

    36. Never ko nakilala amputa.

    37. Sana di masarap ulam nila ngayon!

    38. But seriously, bakit may age limit ‘yung bigayan ng aguinaldo???

    39. Aanhin ba ng mga bata ‘yang pera na ‘yan?

    40. TITO, TITA IPAPAMBILI LANG NILA NG PEKENG FIDGET SPINNER YAN!

    41. MAS MAGAGAMIT KO ‘YAN HELLO!!!

    42. NASAN ANG SPIRIT OF GIVING??????

    43. Yeah, right, Jun-jun. Edi ikaw na may malutong na bente.

    52. 🎶 And may the spirit of Christmas be alwAYS IN OUR HEARTS!!!!! 🎶

    53. Anyway, lechon time!

    54. Nice, sino umubos ng balat?

    55. OMG may niluluto pa rin sa kusina??

    56. I don’t want na, I’m fat na.

    57. Pero mukang masarap...

    58. Oh, is it 12mn yet??

    59. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

    60. MALIGAYANG PASKO!!!!!!!!!

    GMA

    61. Time to text my crush!! Chance ko na ‘to!

    62. Sige, edi wag ka magreply.

    63. Tanggap ko naman na, Jane, Wanda.

    64. Ah, baka delayed lang ‘yung text. Lagi naman.

    65. Anyway, lechon time!!!

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