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How Much Of A Twentysomething Tita Are You?

"Mga kabataan talaga ngayon..."

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Isabelle Laureta / BuzzFeed / Twitter: @camillebiancaoh
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    1. You’re already tipsy after three bottles of Red Horse or Pale Pilsen.
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    2. And you get a terrible hangover the next morning.
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    3. You couldn’t be bothered with Snapchat.
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    4. But mainly because you can’t figure out how to use it.
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    5. 8PM pa lang, you’re already getting ready for bed.
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    6. This gives you enough sleep so you can do yoga before work.
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    7. You greet your friends by asking about their boyfriends and girlfriends.
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    8. The only kind of shopping you get excited for is grocery shopping.
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    9. Especially when it’s in SM.
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    10. or Landmark
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    11. or Rustan’s.
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    12. And you spend more than half an hour in the tea section.
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    13. You prefer to stay home during weekends because nakakapagod.
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    14. But when you eventually go out, you make sure to include visiting the weekend market at Burgos Park in your agenda.
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    15. And you always check out the potted herbs and succulents.
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    16. And you almost always end up buying a bunch of them, juskolord.
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    17. You always carry a huge bag.
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    18. And it’s mostly filled with snacks.
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    19. Like Growers peanuts.
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    20. Or SkyFlakes.
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    21. And siyempre, your pamaypay.
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    22. And tissues, in case someone needs it.
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    23. And band-aids, in case of emergency, ‘di ba?
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    24. And Vicks.
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    25. Or Whiteflower.
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    26. When going out at night, you always make sure to bring a sweater.
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    27. Or a shawl.
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    28. You get annoyed by noisy kids playing in the kanto.
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    29. Mainly because they disturb your afternoon nap.
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    30. You always prefer to DIY things.
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    31. Like body scrubs.
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    32. Or your very own signature room spray.
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    33. In fact, you’re thinking of putting up a business to sell them.
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    34. When a friend asks, “Valk tonight?” you refuse because gusto mo na lang umuwi.
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    35. And you actually don’t know what “Valk” is.
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    36. Along with a bunch of other ~popular terminologies~
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    37. Like “hopia”.
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    38. Or “hugot”.
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    39. Or “juts”.
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    40. When your friends finally convince you to go out, you’re always the one to have to come home the earliest.
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    41. Or stays sober.
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    42. Nothing excites you more than buying a new pair of pajamas.
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    43. Or window shopping for kitchenware.
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    44. You try not to miss a 3-day sale at SM.
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    45. And when you get hungry while strolling at the mall, you go straight to Mary Grace.
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    46. And you order their ensaymada.
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    47. You actually enjoy watching Mars on GMA News TV.
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    48. And a whole lot of teleserye on ABS CBN.
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    49. You know the lyrics to almost all of VST & Company’s songs.
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    50. And Dancing Queen is always in your list of songs to sing on videoke.
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    51. You always catch yourself saying, “mga kabataan talaga ngayon…”
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    52. And you may or may not have called your friends “hijo” or “hija”.
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    53. And you make sure they know you’re proud of them when they do something great.
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    54. You find yourself stalking your younger cousins on Facebook to know what they’re up to.
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    55. And when you find something juicy, you say to yourself, “nung ako nasa edad mo…”
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    56. And then you look at their photos and say, “ang laki-laki na nya.”
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    57. You know how to play mahjong.
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    58. And you beat your very own titas on the game.
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    59. You’ve been called “such a tita” more times than you can ever count.
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    60. But you’re not really bothered by it.
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    61. Because proud ka naman talaga to be a tita.
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    62. And if they can’t accept that, then pakshet sila.
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