Which One Of Izzy's Parents Are You?
My sweet sweet mother. Crazy at times but will always pull thru when you need her to. Super woke, post divorce glow up, goes grocery shopping at Wegman's, and genuinely enjoys spending time with her daughters. An ultimate catch.
A fucking wildcard. You never know which side you are going to get when speaking to him. Blames everything on me and is also an A1 home wrecker. Has racist and homophobic tendencies, and is not loyal.
Tammie. The woman who shares my last name and is not deserving in the slightest. Stuck in the 70s, will wear brown pants with black shoes, and doesn't know what "woke" means. A Flemington icon and the queen of gossip. If you have done anything even slightly sus, you can bet your ass that Tammie heard about it at the Boro Barber Shop and has already ten of her closest friends.