Goodnight MoonIn The Night KitchenExtra YarnThe Snowy DayEveryone PoopsCorduroyThe Tale of Jemima Puddle-DuckThe Wonderful Wizard of OZThe Berenstain Bears Go on Vacation
On An AirplaneOn The SubwayAt The LibraryOn The ToiletAt The BeachAt A StarbucksIn BedMy Parent's BasementMy Favorite Chair
The Far SideA Song Of Ice And FireThe Hunger GamesFifty Shades Of GreyThe Chronicles of NarniaTwilightCinderThe Phantom TollboothDivergent
CoffeeCocktailTeaWaterHot CocoaBeerMetamucilRed BullWine
At The LibraryMy Meticulous BookshelvesI Buy 'Em On The GoIn My BackpackAmazonThe Top Shelf... Of My ToiletOn My iPhoneIn My Beach BagAt My Local Independent Bookstore
The GoldfinchWildThe CirclePushCalvin and HobbesThe Bluest EyeThe Sun Also RisesEragonMr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore
What Type Of Book Are You?
You're anything but pretentious. No matter what else might be happening (*ahem*), you love to laugh, educate, and entertain. People can always count on you, and you don't play games. Unless it's sudoku.
Is that a Kindle in your pocket or are you just happy to see us? At first, you might come off as nerdy and unassuming, but bullies beware: Underneath that lightweight exterior, you're as tough as rocks. You can carry thousands of books at a time and not even break a sweat...as long as you stay charged.
Why buy the cow when the books are free? You're quiet, smart, and love to share. Your friends all know to turn to you for reading recommendations, which you're happy to give...so long as they keep the noise down.
You're a doer. While other books wait around for some gatekeeper to tell them it's OK to be a book, you're like, "Eff that" and make yourself a book and then make tons of money selling yourself for 99 cents with no hassling middleman.
You love going to the beach; feeling the wind in your pages and the sand between your covers. Some people mistake you for being an easy read because you're bubbly and outgoing, but make no mistake: You take fun very seriously.
Your pages are loose and dog-eared, your spine broken many times over. You're the book someone stays up late with, reading you under the covers over and over again.
You international jet-setter, you. Sometimes you're as mysterious and guarded as a spy, while other times you're the life of the party. But even though you switch genres like you change time zones, you're always popular. People who decide to read you better have their seats up and tray tables locked in the upright position, because they're in for a wild ride.
Sure, you're a little tattered around the edges, and you might not smell the freshest. But that doesn't matter: People are so blown away by your wit and wisdom that they want to share your words with everybody they know. Whether you're handed from one friend to another or discovered on a travel lodge bookshelf, you bring the magic everywhere you go.
Mmmm, everyone loves that "new book" smell. You're fresh off the shelf, spine unbroken and pages unturned, but you're ready to be opened because you've got a great story you want to share with the world.