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    Posted on Oct 13, 2015

    These 17 Inappropriate Pumpkins Will Make You Feel Things

    Quit being sexy! You are a pumpkin!

    1. WHY DID YOU DO THIS?

    2. I didn't need to see this, pumpkin.

    3. WTF, pumpkin?

    4. GROSS!

    5. I don't want to see folks getting messy when I look at your front porch, pumpkin.

    6. I am pro positive, feminist sex work, pumpkin, but I am NOT pro whatever this is.

    7. That is not the smiling face of a Jack-O'-Lantern.

    8. What is that? A pumpkin person having sex with a lady pumpkin person? C'mon, pumpkin!

    9. Why can't you just be chill like all your pumpkin friends, pumpkin?

    10. Also, is doggy style the only move you know, pumpkins?

    11. C'mon, pumpkins. Switch it up.

    12. There you go!

    13. Ok, pumpkins. Maybe I'm being a little prude. Nice use of fishnets.

    14. I mean, really, who am I to judge?

    15. "Jack-Off-Lantern" ... ๐Ÿ˜‚

    16. Get nasty if you want to, ya goofy gourds.

    17. That's right, pumpkin. You do you.