Buzz·Posted on Oct 13, 2015These 17 Inappropriate Pumpkins Will Make You Feel ThingsQuit being sexy! You are a pumpkin!by Isaac FitzgeraldBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. WHY DID YOU DO THIS? View this photo on Instagram 2. I didn't need to see this, pumpkin. View this photo on Instagram 3. WTF, pumpkin? View this photo on Instagram 4. GROSS! View this photo on Instagram 5. I don't want to see folks getting messy when I look at your front porch, pumpkin. View this photo on Instagram 6. I am pro positive, feminist sex work, pumpkin, but I am NOT pro whatever this is. View this photo on Instagram 7. That is not the smiling face of a Jack-O'-Lantern. View this photo on Instagram 8. What is that? A pumpkin person having sex with a lady pumpkin person? C'mon, pumpkin! View this photo on Instagram 9. Why can't you just be chill like all your pumpkin friends, pumpkin? View this photo on Instagram 10. Also, is doggy style the only move you know, pumpkins? View this photo on Instagram 11. C'mon, pumpkins. Switch it up. View this photo on Instagram 12. There you go! View this photo on Instagram 13. Ok, pumpkins. Maybe I'm being a little prude. Nice use of fishnets. View this photo on Instagram 14. I mean, really, who am I to judge? View this photo on Instagram 15. "Jack-Off-Lantern" ... 😂 View this photo on Instagram 16. Get nasty if you want to, ya goofy gourds. View this photo on Instagram 17. That's right, pumpkin. You do you. View this photo on Instagram