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These 17 Inappropriate Pumpkins Will Make You Feel Things

Quit being sexy! You are a pumpkin!

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1. WHY DID YOU DO THIS?

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Pumpkin, why?

2. I didn't need to see this, pumpkin.

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3. WTF, pumpkin?

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Put some damn pants on.

4. GROSS!

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Damn, pumpkin. You are being nasty!

5. I don't want to see folks getting messy when I look at your front porch, pumpkin.

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6. I am pro positive, feminist sex work, pumpkin, but I am NOT pro whatever this is.

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7. That is not the smiling face of a Jack-O'-Lantern.

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Jesus, pumpkin.

8. What is that? A pumpkin person having sex with a lady pumpkin person? C'mon, pumpkin!

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Give me a break.

9. Why can't you just be chill like all your pumpkin friends, pumpkin?

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"Sex!" Yeah, yeah we get it.

10. Also, is doggy style the only move you know, pumpkins?

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11. C'mon, pumpkins. Switch it up.

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12. There you go!

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Although I've got questions about that hat.

13. Ok, pumpkins. Maybe I'm being a little prude. Nice use of fishnets.

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14. I mean, really, who am I to judge?

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Extra points for the bat.

15. "Jack-Off-Lantern" ... 😂

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Ok, you got me, pumpkin.

16. Get nasty if you want to, ya goofy gourds.

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17. That's right, pumpkin. You do you.

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