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    R.L. Stine Publishes A New, Terrifying Short Story On Twitter

    Halloween came early this year!

    Via Twitter: @RL_Stine

    R.L. Stine, author of Fear Street, Goosebumps, and numerous other successful series for children and young adults, took to Twitter yesterday evening to share a new, never before published short story with his over 134,000 followers.

    You can read the horrifying story (which is like a scary Aesop's Fable) in full below, and follow R.L. Stine on Twitter here.

    I am going to try to write a story live on Twitter now. The story is called "What's In My Sandwich?"...

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    I am going to try to write a story live on Twitter now. The story is called "What's In My Sandwich?"...

    8:07 PM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    People call me a loser, but that's going to change. I was in a little diner downtown and I ordered an egg salad sandwich…

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    People call me a loser, but that's going to change. I was in a little diner downtown and I ordered an egg salad sandwich

    8:08 PM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    ..I was about to bite down on it when I noticed something moving in the egg salad. Was I imagining it? No…

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    ..I was about to bite down on it when I noticed something moving in the egg salad. Was I imagining it? No

    8:08 PM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    ..I saw a hairy, three-fingered claw push a clump of egg out of the way. I saw two round black eyes. A fur-covered face…

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    ..I saw a hairy, three-fingered claw push a clump of egg out of the way. I saw two round black eyes. A fur-covered face

    8:08 PM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    ..The creature poked out of the sandwich, sending egg salad tumbling onto the plate. It was the size of a fat beetle…

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    ..The creature poked out of the sandwich, sending egg salad tumbling onto the plate. It was the size of a fat beetle

    8:09 PM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    ..But it wasn't an insect. It had a furry head and eyes that peered into mine. Before I could react, a second creature poked out…

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    ..But it wasn't an insect. It had a furry head and eyes that peered into mine. Before I could react, a second creature poked out

    8:09 PM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    ..And then a third. My sandwich was infested. My stomach lurched. "Is everything okay?" the waitress asked…

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    ..And then a third. My sandwich was infested. My stomach lurched. "Is everything okay?" the waitress asked

    8:10 PM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    .."Yes. Fine," I said. "Could you wrap this sandwich to go?" Finding hairy things in your sandwich is gross…

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    .."Yes. Fine," I said. "Could you wrap this sandwich to go?" Finding hairy things in your sandwich is gross

    8:10 PM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    ..But I knew this sandwich would make me a winner. The sandwich would turn my life around…

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    ..But I knew this sandwich would make me a winner. The sandwich would turn my life around

    8:11 PM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    ..Discovering a new life form had to make me rich. I carried the sandwich home carefully and set it on a table…

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    ..Discovering a new life form had to make me rich. I carried the sandwich home carefully and set it on a table

    8:11 PM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    ..I didn't hear my son Willy come home. When I finally saw him, he had egg salad on his face…

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    ..I didn't hear my son Willy come home. When I finally saw him, he had egg salad on his face

    8:11 PM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    ..Yes, he ate the sandwich. If only I could have stopped him. Now the creatures are biting holes in his stomach…

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    ..Yes, he ate the sandwich. If only I could have stopped him. Now the creatures are biting holes in his stomach

    8:12 PM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    ..They are biting holes in Willy from the inside, poking their furry heads out of his stomach, chewing his flesh…

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    ..They are biting holes in Willy from the inside, poking their furry heads out of his stomach, chewing his flesh

    8:12 PM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    ..Okay. A minor setback. But I'm not giving up. Willy is screaming in agony. The poor guy is terrified…

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    ..Okay. A minor setback. But I'm not giving up. Willy is screaming in agony. The poor guy is terrified

    8:13 PM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    ..I'm so excited. Where is my camera? Willy is going to make me rich. ##

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    ..I'm so excited. Where is my camera? Willy is going to make me rich. ##

    8:13 PM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    R.L. Stine has proven once again that not only is he a terrifying author, but a terrific tweeter.

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