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    17 Sentences Only An Old Person Stuck In A Young Person's Body Has Said

    "Sorry, I just wanted to take a nap, but I didn't wake up until today."

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    1. "When I was your age..."

    Twitter: @rickirodrigues

    Cue drawn-out stories about your teenage years.

    2. "I'm going to take a quick nap and I'll call you when I start to get ready, okay?"

    Twitter: @alexandry72

    You before going to the club.

    3. Which consequently leads to: "Sorry, I just wanted to take a nap, but I didn't wake up until today."

    4. "God, the music's loud in here, isn't it?"

    Twitter: @luuyfreitas

    Restaurants, bars, clubs, EVERYWHERE. What's wrong with these people's ears?!

    5. "I saw a program on Food Network..."

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    There is no better way to spend a weekend than binge-watching cooking shows.

    6. "Is it really the end of the year already?"

    Twitter: @DiarioPE

    Yes, you uttered this lame-ass sentence and didn't even notice.

    7. "I bought some really good Tupperware."


    8. "I don't remember how this movie ends."


    ( A ) your memory sucks

    ( B ) you slept through it

    ( C ) all of the above

    9. "If you don't stop running around, I'm going to tell your mother."

    Twitter: @leoptospirose

    You might not actually say those words, but you always end up thinking them whenever you see kids running around in a restaurant.

    10. "Go out? But it's a Sunday! Are you crazy?"

    11. "My back hurts. I think I spent too much time sitting at work."


    12. "No, don't throw that out! I'll fix it."

    Or even better: "You can do something super cool with that. I saw it on the Internet."

    13. "I'm actually going to the blessing of a friend's son today."

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    14. "Where's your sweater? You're going to freeze!"

    15. "Fuck it, I'm gonna listen to that album from 2000 again."

    Twitter: @MariBennnn

    And again and again and again and again.

    16. "How do you even know about all this young-people stuff?"

    Twitter: @todateen

    Ariana Grande? One Direction? Who are these people??

    17. "Why don't we just do something quieter here at home?"

    This post was translated from Portuguese.

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