Buzz·Posted on Dec 24, 201617 Sentences Only An Old Person Stuck In A Young Person's Body Has Said"Sorry, I just wanted to take a nap, but I didn't wake up until today."by by Iran GiustiEquipe BuzzFeed, Brasil , by Gaspar JoséBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. "When I was your age..." Twitter: @rickirodrigues Cue drawn-out stories about your teenage years. 2. "I'm going to take a quick nap and I'll call you when I start to get ready, okay?" Twitter: @alexandry72 You before going to the club. 3. Which consequently leads to: "Sorry, I just wanted to take a nap, but I didn't wake up until today." Twitter: @DilmaRousselff 4. "God, the music's loud in here, isn't it?" Twitter: @luuyfreitas Restaurants, bars, clubs, EVERYWHERE. What's wrong with these people's ears?! 5. "I saw a program on Food Network..." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Food Network / Via giphy.com There is no better way to spend a weekend than binge-watching cooking shows. 6. "Is it really the end of the year already?" Twitter: @DiarioPE Yes, you uttered this lame-ass sentence and didn't even notice. 7. "I bought some really good Tupperware." campo-grande.azeitonapreta.com.br SERIOUSLY, WHEN DID I START MAKING SMALL TALK ABOUT STUPID (but very useful) PLASTIC CONTAINERS?? 8. "I don't remember how this movie ends." blogger.com Because: ( A ) your memory sucks( B ) you slept through it( C ) all of the above 9. "If you don't stop running around, I'm going to tell your mother." Twitter: @leoptospirose You might not actually say those words, but you always end up thinking them whenever you see kids running around in a restaurant. 10. "Go out? But it's a Sunday! Are you crazy?" Twitter: @osgatosdacopa 11. "My back hurts. I think I spent too much time sitting at work." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via giphy.com 12. "No, don't throw that out! I'll fix it." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF youtube.com Or even better: "You can do something super cool with that. I saw it on the Internet." 13. "I'm actually going to the blessing of a friend's son today." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20th Century Fox Television / Via giphy.com 14. "Where's your sweater? You're going to freeze!" Twitter: @leonardossr Okay, Mom. 15. "Fuck it, I'm gonna listen to that album from 2000 again." Twitter: @MariBennnn And again and again and again and again. 16. "How do you even know about all this young-people stuff?" Twitter: @todateen Ariana Grande? One Direction? Who are these people?? 17. "Why don't we just do something quieter here at home?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com This post was translated from Portuguese.