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17 Sentences Only An Old Person Stuck In A Young Person's Body Has Said

"Sorry, I just wanted to take a nap, but I didn't wake up until today."

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1. "When I was your age..."

Cue drawn-out stories about your teenage years.
Twitter: @rickirodrigues

Cue drawn-out stories about your teenage years.

2. "I'm going to take a quick nap and I'll call you when I start to get ready, okay?"

You before going to the club.
Twitter: @alexandry72

You before going to the club.

3. Which consequently leads to: "Sorry, I just wanted to take a nap, but I didn't wake up until today."

4. "God, the music's loud in here, isn't it?"

Restaurants, bars, clubs, EVERYWHERE. What's wrong with these people's ears?!
Twitter: @luuyfreitas

Restaurants, bars, clubs, EVERYWHERE. What's wrong with these people's ears?!

5. "I saw a program on Food Network..."

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There is no better way to spend a weekend than binge-watching cooking shows.

6. "Is it really the end of the year already?"

Yes, you uttered this lame-ass sentence and didn't even notice.
Twitter: @DiarioPE

Yes, you uttered this lame-ass sentence and didn't even notice.

7. "I bought some really good Tupperware."

SERIOUSLY, WHEN DID I START MAKING SMALL TALK ABOUT STUPID (but very useful) PLASTIC CONTAINERS??
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SERIOUSLY, WHEN DID I START MAKING SMALL TALK ABOUT STUPID (but very useful) PLASTIC CONTAINERS??

8. "I don't remember how this movie ends."

Because: ( A ) your memory sucks( B ) you slept through it( C ) all of the above
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Because:

( A ) your memory sucks

( B ) you slept through it

( C ) all of the above

9. "If you don't stop running around, I'm going to tell your mother."

You might not actually say those words, but you always end up thinking them whenever you see kids running around in a restaurant.
Twitter: @leoptospirose

You might not actually say those words, but you always end up thinking them whenever you see kids running around in a restaurant.

10. "Go out? But it's a Sunday! Are you crazy?"

11. "My back hurts. I think I spent too much time sitting at work."

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12. "No, don't throw that out! I'll fix it."

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Or even better: "You can do something super cool with that. I saw it on the Internet."

13. "I'm actually going to the blessing of a friend's son today."

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14. "Where's your sweater? You're going to freeze!"

Okay, Mom.

15. "Fuck it, I'm gonna listen to that album from 2000 again."

And again and again and again and again.
Twitter: @MariBennnn

And again and again and again and again.

16. "How do you even know about all this young-people stuff?"

Ariana Grande? One Direction? Who are these people??
Twitter: @todateen

Ariana Grande? One Direction? Who are these people??

17. "Why don't we just do something quieter here at home?"

This post was translated from Portuguese.

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