17 Sentences Only An Old Person Stuck In A Young Person's Body Has Said

"Sorry, I just wanted to take a nap, but I didn't wake up until today."

1. "When I was your age..."

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Cue drawn-out stories about your teenage years.

2. "I'm going to take a quick nap and I'll call you when I start to get ready, okay?"

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You before going to the club.

3. Which consequently leads to: "Sorry, I just wanted to take a nap, but I didn't wake up until today."

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4. "God, the music's loud in here, isn't it?"

Twitter: @luuyfreitas

Restaurants, bars, clubs, EVERYWHERE. What's wrong with these people's ears?!

5. "I saw a program on Food Network..."

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There is no better way to spend a weekend than binge-watching cooking shows.

6. "Is it really the end of the year already?"

Twitter: @DiarioPE

Yes, you uttered this lame-ass sentence and didn't even notice.

7. "I bought some really good Tupperware."

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SERIOUSLY, WHEN DID I START MAKING SMALL TALK ABOUT STUPID (but very useful) PLASTIC CONTAINERS??

8. "I don't remember how this movie ends."

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Because:

( A ) your memory sucks

( B ) you slept through it

( C ) all of the above

9. "If you don't stop running around, I'm going to tell your mother."

Twitter: @leoptospirose

You might not actually say those words, but you always end up thinking them whenever you see kids running around in a restaurant.

10. "Go out? But it's a Sunday! Are you crazy?"

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11. "My back hurts. I think I spent too much time sitting at work."

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12. "No, don't throw that out! I'll fix it."

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Or even better: "You can do something super cool with that. I saw it on the Internet."

13. "I'm actually going to the blessing of a friend's son today."

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14. "Where's your sweater? You're going to freeze!"

Twitter: @leonardossr

Okay, Mom.

15. "Fuck it, I'm gonna listen to that album from 2000 again."

Twitter: @MariBennnn

And again and again and again and again.

16. "How do you even know about all this young-people stuff?"

Twitter: @todateen

Ariana Grande? One Direction? Who are these people??

17. "Why don't we just do something quieter here at home?"

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This post was translated from Portuguese.