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24 formas maravilhosas de explicar expressões brasileiras para um gringo

Em meio à zoeira do carnaval, o Twitter conseguiu zerar com o meme "In Brazilian Portuguese".

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1. Tudo começou com este tuíte do @rodrigoplss.

in brazilian portuguese you don’t say i love you you say “te pago um salgado” which means endless love and i think that’s beautiful

rodrigo@rodrigoplssFollow

in brazilian portuguese you don’t say i love you you say “te pago um salgado” which means endless love and i think that’s beautiful

12:03 AM - 10 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Que instantaneamente nos remeteu a está belíssima imagem de Niggela, uma verdadeira adoradora da coxinha.

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2. E virou meme quase um mês depois do tuíte da @bluethunder

in Brazil, they dont say I love you they say meça suas palavras parsa and I think thats beautiful

maitê@bIuethunderFollow

in Brazil, they dont say I love you

they say meça suas palavras parsa

and I think thats beautiful

4:01 PM - 23 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. Aí amigos, foi só alegria!

in brazilian portuguese you don’t say i love you you say “tenho piscina em casa” and i think that’s beautiful

whatever@ohmywalshFollow

in brazilian portuguese you don’t say i love you you say “tenho piscina em casa” and i think that’s beautiful

3:36 PM - 12 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. Realidades.

in brazilian portuguese you don’t say "i'm tired and alone" you say “queria estar morta” and i think that’s beautiful

Cesard Tinklater@cesareotinajeroFollow

in brazilian portuguese you don’t say "i'm tired and alone" you say “queria estar morta” and i think that’s beautiful

9:35 PM - 16 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. ~~ Bruxão ~~

in brazilian portuguese they dont say how you doing they say fala jão é nóis que avoa and i think thats beautiful

filho de Arathorn@barba_gatoFollow

in brazilian portuguese they dont say how you doing they say fala jão é nóis que avoa and i think thats beautiful

1:47 AM - 17 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. Lacrou!

In brazilian portuguese you don't say congratulations you say bicha a senhora é destruidora mesmo hein viado and i think that's beautiful

Ana Paula de Almeida@napaulicesFollow

In brazilian portuguese you don't say congratulations you say bicha a senhora é destruidora mesmo hein viado and i think that's beautiful

2:31 PM - 17 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. Apenas verdades.

in brazilian portuguese we don't say 'i miss you' we say 'sdds do teu rabo' and i think that's beautiful

rafucko@rafuckoFollow

in brazilian portuguese we don't say 'i miss you' we say 'sdds do teu rabo' and i think that's beautiful

3:11 PM - 17 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. Juliana?

in brazilian portuguese they don't say "meu deus" they say "meu óculos, ninguém sai" and i think that's beautiful

Evelyn@evyfreitasFollow

in brazilian portuguese they don't say "meu deus" they say "meu óculos, ninguém sai" and i think that's beautiful

1:48 AM - 17 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. Serve também para as sentenças longas.

In Brazilian Portuguese we don't say "where's my glasses?" we say "Ninguém sai! Juliana, cadê meu óculos?" and I think that is beautiful

loading...@peedrofrancoFollow

In Brazilian Portuguese we don't say "where's my glasses?" we say "Ninguém sai! Juliana, cadê meu óculos?" and I think that is beautiful

11:47 AM - 18 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Valesca old school <3

In Brazilian Portuguese they don't say "he loves me" they say "minha buceta é o poder" and I think that that is beautiful.

Pepper@pep_theodoroFollow

In Brazilian Portuguese they don't say "he loves me" they say "minha buceta é o poder" and I think that that is beautiful.

4:51 PM - 17 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. BRASILEIROS: MELHORES REFERÊNCIAS.

In Brazilian Portuguese we don't say "I love you", we say "não tenho paciência com quem está começando" and I think that's beautiful 💁

Anderço@andersonrawrFollow

In Brazilian Portuguese we don't say "I love you", we say "não tenho paciência com quem está começando" and I think that's beautiful

1:43 PM - 17 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. Peppa da Silva!

in brazilian portuguese you don't say "that's nice" you say "eu gosto disso, é muito adulto" and i think that's beautiful

+ copata q princi@princicopataFollow

in brazilian portuguese you don't say "that's nice" you say "eu gosto disso, é muito adulto" and i think that's beautiful

3:33 PM - 17 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. E é lindo!

in brazilian portuguese they don't say "well done" they say lacrou and i think thats beautiful

ALLIE X News@marinafrootFollow

in brazilian portuguese they don't say "well done" they say lacrou and i think thats beautiful

3:32 PM - 17 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. Miga, pare.

In brazilian portuguese we don't say "you shouldn't have done this" we say AMIGA ASSIM NAO TEM COMO TE DEFENDER and I think that's beautiful

Maduda@madugorettiFollow

In brazilian portuguese we don't say "you shouldn't have done this" we say AMIGA ASSIM NAO TEM COMO TE DEFENDER and I think that's beautiful

12:01 PM - 18 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. Também dito pela sua mãe.

In brazilian portuguese they don't say "get a life" they say "sai desse twitter" and I think thats beautiful

carol@becausepotterFollow

In brazilian portuguese they don't say "get a life" they say "sai desse twitter" and I think thats beautiful

12:00 PM - 18 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. Puxado.

in brazilian portuguese you don't say "breaking bad" you say "a quimica do mal" and I think that's beautiful

jesse pinkman@borntoneideFollow

in brazilian portuguese you don't say "breaking bad" you say "a quimica do mal" and I think that's beautiful

11:24 AM - 18 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. Dificílimo.

RT @admirebenzo in brazilian portuguese we don't say "today is a good day" we say dia difícil pras inimigas and i think thats beautiful

Hélio Flores@heliofloresFollow

RT @admirebenzo in brazilian portuguese we don't say "today is a good day" we say dia difícil pras inimigas and i think thats beautiful

11:46 AM - 18 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. Bota a cara no solllll.

In Brazilian portuguese you don't say "you've done a great job" you say "ARRASOU VIAAAADO" and i think that's awesome

Korik@_zadiFollow

In Brazilian portuguese you don't say "you've done a great job" you say "ARRASOU VIAAAADO" and i think that's awesome

11:50 AM - 18 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. Bicha bonita não se esconde!

In Brazilian Portuguese we don't say "show your beauty, girl" we say "põe a cara no sol, mana" and I think that's beautiful.

Charlotte Gonçalves@D_CharlotteFollow

In Brazilian Portuguese we don't say "show your beauty, girl" we say "põe a cara no sol, mana" and I think that's beautiful.

11:16 AM - 18 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. Sobe, desce, empina e rebolaaaaaa.

in brazilian portuguese you don't say oh my god you say eita giovana and i think it's beautiful.

Igor@H3roiFollow

in brazilian portuguese you don't say oh my god you say eita giovana and i think it's beautiful.

10:33 AM - 18 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. Sapatoooooona.

in brazilian portuguese we don't say "she's lesbian" we say sapatonas sinto de longe o cheiro de couro and i think thats beautiful

thayla ☪@admirebenzoFollow

in brazilian portuguese we don't say "she's lesbian" we say sapatonas sinto de longe o cheiro de couro and i think thats beautiful

10:36 AM - 18 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. Vamos todos morrer mesmo.

In Brazilian Portuguese we don’t say “impeachment” we say “impitiman” and I think it’s beautiful

Rafael Sena@senarafaFollow

In Brazilian Portuguese we don’t say “impeachment” we say “impitiman” and I think it’s beautiful

9:43 AM - 18 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

23. QUALQUER COISA MESMO!

in brazilian portuguese they don't say you're overreacting, they say Voces qualquer coisa é noooossa and i think that's awesome

Patricia@acidbubbleFollow

in brazilian portuguese they don't say you're overreacting, they say Voces qualquer coisa é noooossa and i think that's awesome

1:54 AM - 17 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

24. Namaria for life.

in brazilian portuguese you dont say "good morning" you say "acorda meninaaa" and i think thats beautiful

Afonso@afnsmtFollow

in brazilian portuguese you dont say "good morning" you say "acorda meninaaa" and i think thats beautiful

10:37 AM - 18 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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