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    19 ’00s Rap Lyrics You Can’t Believe You Were Allowed To Listen To

    Till the sweat drop down my balls.

    1. "Salt Shaker," Ying Yang Twins

    The Orchard / Via youtube.com

    Why It's Doing the Most: "Skeet" is slang for ejaculation. So, um, yeah.

    2.

    Beauty Shop, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer / Via youtube.com

    Why It's Doing the Most: The reverence for black history with the mention of Bill "Bojangles" Robinson is commendable, but REALLY?

    3. "Always on Time," Ja Rule featuring Ashanti

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    Why It's Doing the Most: The male Lil' Kim was always giving you something to make you go, "Um, excuse me?"

    4. "Some Cut," Trillville

    Warner Bros. Records / Via youtube.com

    Why It's Doing the Most: In her GUTS? How long is this dick supposed to be? That sounds unsafe.

    5. "Get Low," Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz

    TVT Records / Via youtube.com

    Why It's Doing the Most: Aside from a nasty imagery, it became the anthem for college frat boys in the 2000s.

    6. "Slob on My Knob," Three 6 Mafia

    Loud Records / Via youtube.com

    Why It's Doing the Most: Who slobbers on their damn corn on the cob? Don't play with your food, kids.

    7. "Wait (The Whisper Song)," Ying Yang Twins

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    Why It's Doing the Most: This is the club version of the unsolicited dick pic.

    8.

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    Why It's Doing the Most: I have no idea why this grown woman is walking around a club with a thumb in her mouth like a child, but this is assuredly not the way to rectify said situation.

    9. "Money Maker," Ludacris featuring Pharrell

    DTP Records / Via youtube.com

    Why It's Doing the Most: That just seems impractical, Luda. You trying to drown a bitch when we step into actual water?

    10. "My Neck, My Back (Lick It)," Khia

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    Why It's Doing the Most: This instructional video was originally intended for high school sex education classes, I'm sure.

    11. "Get Low," Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz

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    Why It's Doing the Most: Frequent club attendance does not enter you into a contract that involves panty line playing, bruh.

    12. "Freek-A-Leek," Petey Pablo

    Zomba Recordings / Via youtube.com

    Why It's Doing the Most: This Dr. Seuss of crunk over here...

    13. "Magic Stick," Lil' Kim featuring 50 Cent

    Atlantic Records / Via youtube.com

    Why It's Doing the Most: Once you lick you can't stop; Kim's vaj is like a Tootsie Roll Pop and Pringles rolled into one.

    14. "Gettin' Some," Shawnna

    Def Jam / Via youtube.com

    Why It's Doing the Most: All this pussy popping, and not even on a handstand.

    15. "Drop It Like It's Hot," Snoop Dogg featuring Pharrell

    Geffen Records / Via youtube.com

    Why It's Doing the Most: You talking skim, soy, or almond, Pharrell?!

    16. "U and Dat," E-40 featuring T. Pain & Kandi Girl

    Warner Bros. Records / Via youtube.com

    Why It's Doing the Most: No one needs to be thinking about T-Pain "sticking and moving," and also is he talking about lubing up his dick?

    BONUS: Kandi Girl from "U and Dat" is none other than Kandi from Real Housewives of Atlanta.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-fL-vdcBWo
    http://realitytvgifs.tumblr.com/post/107441495257

    17. "In Da Club," 50 Cent

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    Why It's Doing the Most: 50 is NOT into making love, but he also likes hugs. I mean, who doesn't, but also maybe don't ever give 50 a hug.

    18. "Work It," Missy Elliott

    Atlantic Records / Via youtube.com

    Why It's Doing the Most: Don't vultures only eat dead things?! Missy. Are you OK?

    19. "Shake," Ying Yang Twins featuring Pitbull

    The Orchard / Via youtube.com

    Why It's Doing the Most: LEAVE THE WIZARD OF OZ OUT OF THIS.