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If Iggy Azalea's Song "Fancy" Was About Papa John's

One less Papa without ya.

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Hit play on the "Fancy" instrumental, then read:

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First things first, Imma order

On Grand Hustle's card and make T.I. bill it

And I get it from Papa Johnny's

He can hold you down, like you just baked some DiGiornio's

You should want a pizza like this

Delivery or pick it up at the store

Extra cheese, cup of parm, garlic sticks

Hurry fast for somethin' worth a half a ticket for the tip

Eating all my pizza straight, never toppings

Mary-Kate like we bringin' '95 back

Bring the box in, where my slice at?

Grease and cheese drippin', you should taste that

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I'm so hungry!

You already know!

I just got real high!

And I could eat everything in sight!

I'm so hungry!

Wanna taste that gold!

The crisp, flaky crust nom nom nom nom nom nom

. @PapaJohns was my favorite pizza but the drivers they use give out your personal phone number to their family members.

IGGY AZALEA@IGGYAZALEAFollow

. @PapaJohns was my favorite pizza but the drivers they use give out your personal phone number to their family members.

1:35 PM - 08 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Delivery boy, don't do this, I thought that, you knew this

Can't stand no haters and honest, the truth is

That you saw my number, you spoke it, departed

You told your family, now I can't use iMessage

Because these strangers they call, I see incoming, decline

And swear I loved John's so much that this betrayal's a crime

Won't get my money next time, strangers keep calling, decline

Now I gotta go change my number, gotta stay on my grind

Now tell me, who that, who that?

That do that, do that?

Give your personal info out, I thought you knew that, knew that

I be that I-G-G-Y, a loyal customer

No longer ordering, I'm up in here with some complaints to throw

You wouldn't expect the supervisor to say "don't worry! His mom has spoken with him!"

IGGY AZALEA@IGGYAZALEAFollow

You wouldn't expect the supervisor to say "don't worry! His mom has spoken with him!"

12:06 PM - 09 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I was hungry!

You already knew!

I wanted pizza!

Not to wake up to a nightmare!

I was hungry!

Who could be so bold?

To give my number, that's a real low blow-ow

Trash Papa John's

Let's drag them on social media

Make the phone call

Speaking to a manager is what I want

Keep on waiting on hold

No one answering, they don't give a fuck

Rap star, but I'm still human

Rap blogs, other sites, you don't get to shame

Who'd that, who'd that, to I-G-G-Y?

Why do that, do that, to I-G-G-Y?

Loved Papa, loved pizza, now I-C-R-Y

I want answers @papajohns why is customer confidentiality a joke to your company?

IGGY AZALEA@IGGYAZALEAFollow

I want answers @papajohns why is customer confidentiality a joke to your company?

12:12 PM - 09 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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