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    How To Talk About Celebrities Like Miles Teller

    "Oh, for fuck's sake. Joaq?"

    In his interview for the September issue of Esquire, Miles Teller had a lot to say. Like the fact that he literally has four teeth. And that he refers to Joaquin Phoenix as "Joaq."

    Joaq? Joaq. OK.

    Well, if Joaquin Phoenix is "Joaq"... what would Miles Teller call other celebrities? Probably this:

    Tayo

    Hep

    Roc

    Jay

    War

    Chi

    5

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Bey

    Quvenzhané Wallis

    Miles Teller