1. She'd be serving looks.
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2. She'd be into some hipster antiquing shit.
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3. She'd drop (literal) thirst traps.
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4. She'd remind you that she likes to enjoy a quiet, relaxed Sunday with her man.
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5. She'd get turnt up, but not at the club.
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6. She would always Instagram her pets.
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7. She'd be one of those annoying people who documents her workouts.
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8. She'd totally lie about overusing a filter.
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9. She'd force random strangers enjoying their vacations to take multiple photos of her until she got the right one.
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10. She'd hit Instagram with a Serena Williams-style butt shot.
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11. And of course, the Hardy Boys would leave trash comments.
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