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21 Times Nancy Drew Summed Up Being On Santa's Naughty List

Who you calling a ho ho ho?

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1. When you skip buying presents for your family because you had to get those Dolce and Gabbana sunglasses.

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2. When you're deleting texts so he can't see what you said about his small penis.

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3. When you are feeling your look, but that outfit is going back to the store after you wear it.

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4. When you put on Petey Pablo's "Freek-a-Leek" and let him hit in from the back.

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5. When he's got a girlfriend but you want them free drinks at the bar.

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6. When you're dating him for his money.

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7. When you start a fight just to get a better Christmas present.

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8. When you skip Christmas with the family for a tropical vacation.

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9. Conversely, when you have to LIE to your parents about that tropical vacation you're on with your man.

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10. When you got some dick on the side.

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11. When you get real raunchy with the sexting.

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12. When you Instagram photos while sailing just to make bitches jealous.

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13. When you turn the camera on during sex.

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14. When the sex is so bomb you put his ass to sleep.

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15. When you know he's a ho, but you like a bad boy.

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16. When you hook up with a guy on a European vacation.

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17. When you go to the gym just to scope out the hotties.

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18. When he's like, how many guys HAVE you slept with and you're like, "This week?"

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19. When he finds out you've been giving out his HBO Go password.

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20. When you wait until you're dating someone else before you break up with him.

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21. When you make sure there's none for Gretchen Wieners.

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