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What's Your American Porn Star Name?

Red, white, and boobs.

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    Barack Hoe-bama
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    Barack Hoe-bama
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    Millard Fill Her More
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    Millard Fill Her More
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    Lincoln Log
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    Lincoln Log
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    Chest Cummer Arthur
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    Chest Cummer Arthur
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    Warren G. Hard Dick
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    Warren G. Hard Dick
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    James K. Poke Her
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    James K. Poke Her
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    Calvin Toolidge
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    Calvin Toolidge
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    Richard Buxom
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    Richard Buxom
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    Bill Clinton
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    Bill Clinton
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    The Midwest
    The South
    The East Coast
    Texas
    California
    The Rocky Mountains
    Florida
    Alaska
    Hawaii
  3. DC / Marvel
    Superman
    Warner Bros.
    Superman
    Warner Bros.
    Captain America
    Marvel
    Captain America
    Marvel
  4. NBC
    The Cum That Shot Lincoln
    F*ck the Vote
    Red, White & Boobs
    The South Will Be Erect Again
    Let Me Have Your John Hard Cock
    Bag Her on the Carpet
    The Few, the Pussy, the Brave
    Great Si-hoe War of 1876
    Pearl Necklace Harbor
    Debbie Does the Other 47 Continental States in the U.S.
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What's Your American Porn Star Name?

You got: American Booty

The white in red, white, and blue is your semen.

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You got: NASS-A

Is that the moon or is that dat ass?

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You got: National Ass-them

The land of the free and the home of the thots.

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You got: The Cumstitution

We the people, in order to form a more perfect union in the bedroom...

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You got: The National Balls

Tourists will be alllll over you.

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You got: Mount Her Rushmore

Four rock hard men? Sounds like a party. And an orgy.

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You got: The Ala-hoe

You'll always remember that hoe.

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You got: The Golden Shower Bridge

Leave your heart and your fetishes in San Francisco.

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You got: Balls Eagle

The greatest and hairiest mascot of our country.

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