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Which Cereal Mascot Should You Bang?

Do you spit or swallow your milk?

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Which Cereal Mascot Should You Bang?

You got: Tony the Tiger

Your night's about to be grrrrrrrrrrreat! Tony's the muscle daddy you've been looking for to throwing you around and bring out your submissive side. You'll be pulling hair out of your teeth for weeks.

Tony the Tiger
Kellogg's
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You got: Cap'n

You'll be surfbordting all night as things get wet with the Cap'n. Afterwards, your entire bed will be soaked but it will all be worth it when he goes for another lap in your pool when you both wake up.

Cap'n
PepsiCo
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You got: Snap, Crackle, and Pop

Skip the gym today, because you're going to get a WORK OUT when these three take turns tag-teaming you all night. You won't know who's mouth, hands or appendage is whose in the dark, but you definitely be shouting their names all night. "Snap! Snap! Crackle! Popppp! Poppp! POP!"

Snap, Crackle, and Pop
Kellogg's
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You got: Trix Rabbit

Trix is more than thirsty, he's PARCHED. He's the perfect insatiable sex partner because he'll want you on top and he's so greedy he just can't get enough.

Trix Rabbit
General Mills
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You got: Lucky the Leprechaun

Lucky is pretty tiny, so you'll have a lot of fun tossing him around and putting him in different positions. But don't let his size fool you, there's a HUGE pot of gold at the end of his rainbow.

Lucky the Leprechaun
General Mills
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You got: Count Chocula

Hope you like your sex kinky, because Count is going to take you to his dungeon of pleasure that will have you seeing every shade of grey imaginable. If things get a little too rough, don't worry, he's a vampire — he'll lap up the blood and get back to business.

Count Chocula
General Mills
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You got: Toucan Sam

Throw on some Donna Summer and let Toucan do a strip tease for you before you ruffle his feathers. He'll have you flying so high all night, you won't even touch the bed till morning.

Toucan Sam
Kellogg's
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You got: Sonny the Cuckoo Bird

Sonny's not just cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, he's also a psychopath in bed. You'll swear you're watching an episode of American Horror Story when you see all the nutty positions and scenarios he has in store.

Sonny the Cuckoo Bird
General Mills
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You got: Buzz the Bee

You'll WANT to get stung by this bee, because his stinger is the biggest you've ever seen. Buzz doesn't care about his own pleasure, he won't stop until you bust a honey nut.

Buzz the Bee
General Mills
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