Dan GheeslingVia CBSAndy HerrenVia CBSRachel ReillyVia CBSJun SongVia CBSJordan LloydVia CBSHayden MossVia CBSDick DonatoVia CBSWill KirbyVia CBSDerrick LevasseurVia CBS
No oneThe first person you meetA showmanceAll the men in the houseAll the women in the houseEveryoneAttach yourself unofficially to a powerful allianceThe house's biggest targetThe house's power couple
Dan's FuneralVia CBSMarcellas Gets Himself EvictedVia CBSJustin Holds a Knife to Krista's ThroatVia CBSChima Gets ExpelledVia CBSKaysar ReturnsVia CBSWill Fakes Having CancerVia CBSJanelle Wins HOH and GloatsVia CBSNakomis Invents "Backdooring" a HouseguestVia CBSBritney Finds Out About the BrigadeVia CBS
"But first!""Whatcha gon' do girl, whatcha gon' do?"“Would you get mad if I killed you?”"Here, have an apple. Made of arsenic.""Bye bye, bitches!""Floaters, you better grab a life vest!""I can't find an individual to hate, because I hate you all!""Oh, it's on!""Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiing!"
How Far Would You Make It On "Big Brother"?
Sure, talk a big game all you want, but maybe keep it in the Diary Room? Otherwise everyone's just gonna unanimously evict you.
You'll play an excellent, coldhearted game and evict bitches left and right...only to be rewarded second place. But you'll still be a god, like Danielle Reyes.
You'll probably be one of the more memorable players on the show, which unfortunately means you won't win, but you'll at least keep us entertained in the Jury House.
You'd better win that Power of Veto in a double-eviction episode, otherwise you'll be walking out the door.
People may love you, more people might hate you, but who gives a damn? You just won half a million dollars.
Hi, you're probably headed to jail.
Yeah, you're over it. Reality TV is not for you.
Unfortunately, the people who you think are your friends are actually in a secret alliance and they're sending you out of the house next. Hope you liked playing for charity!
You'll never do much in the game besides swim and get a tan, but at least you'll look fabulous doing it. But not as fabulous as Victoria Rafaeli.