Which Doughnut Should You Eat Off Your Boyfriend's Penis?
You're not interested in the penis, you want the doughnut! Just plop this on top and go to town.
Why wait until you're finished to get a sticky ending?
Fish those coconut flakes out of your man's bush when you're finished.
Your man's dick should be big enough for you to just plop it through the center of one of these.
Mix that ice cream with your man's cream.
Why mess with a classic?
So when you're done with the cake, you can make your way to his cake cake cake cake.
While your chowing down on wood like a lumberjack, crispy maple bacon will make you feel like a real Mountie.
Sweet and American!