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<i>Cosmopolitan</i> once suggested that you <a href="http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/news/a20208/doughnut-on-penis/" target="_blank">eat doughnuts off your boyfriend's penis</a>. But which one?!

Cosmopolitan once suggested that you eat doughnuts off your boyfriend's penis. But which one?!

Which Doughnut Should You Eat Off Your Boyfriend's Penis?

You're not interested in the penis, you want the doughnut! Just plop this on top and go to town.

Strawberry Doughnut

Why wait until you're finished to get a sticky ending?

Jelly Doughnut

Fish those coconut flakes out of your man's bush when you're finished.

Coconut Glazed

Your man's dick should be big enough for you to just plop it through the center of one of these.

Maple Bar

Mix that ice cream with your man's cream.

Ice Cream Doughnut

Krispy Kreme

So when you're done with the cake, you can make your way to his cake cake cake cake.

Cake Doughnuts

While your chowing down on wood like a lumberjack, crispy maple bacon will make you feel like a real Mountie.

Maple Bacon

Apple Fritter

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Which Doughnut Should You Eat Off Your Boyfriend's Penis?

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