Taylor SwiftJohn MayerBeyoncéRussell BrandMiley CyrusKate Hudson, 'cuz BITCH STOLE YOUR NAME
California, duh!East Coast, baby!Um, what?I'm not your gurl.Cherry Chapstick gurl.Baby, I'm a firework.
Which Katy Perry Tweet Are You?
Your favorite person is yourself. And there's no shame in that. You know how awesome you are, and sometimes you just need to hang out with the best person in the world... YOURSELF.
You are never afraid to give credit where credit is due. And Blue Ivy deserves all the credit. Good job for recognizing greatness whenever you see it... especially in the mirror looking back at you.
You know what's important in life and you have HUSTLE. You're a rich bitch and you won't apologize for it. Get that money, honey.
People aren't perfect, and there's no need to be fake about it! Your imperfections make you perfect (not to mention pretty damn funny). You're flawlessly flawed and you'd never change that.
Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? You're not one to sit back and let people walk all over you. Does anyone need a band-aid?
Look, it's not like it's your fault things are cooler in the shade. *sips pink lemonade*