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What Would Ursula Steal From You?

You poor unfortunate soul.

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What Would Ursula Steal From You?

You got: Your Voice

Ariel, you taking this test? Let out an Xtina "Ooooooowhooooaaaoooohhhhhhyeaaahhhyyyahhhhhh!" because Ursula wants your pipes. Your silky smooth, perfect for radio, perfect for turning anyone on the moment they interact with you kind of voice. Not only would every judge on "The Voice" turn their chairs for you, they'd "Hunger Games" just to hear you narrate a season of "Serial" to them.

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You got: Your Booty

Becky is ALWAYS looking at your butt, because you are constantly turning heads when you enter a room. If you can even get through tiny doorways with your glorious assterpiece. The only workout you need is the Stairmaster because it's not a bird... it's not a plane... it's your Buns of Steel!

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Capitol Records
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You got: Your Style

Pretty. On. Fleek. You're constantly turning down Fashion Week invites because everyone wants to get a photo with you and you don't want to embarrass the designers by showing up their creations with your own au courant fashion. You are never not feeling your look and if a baby has to get cropped to get your full outfit, so be it.

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You got: Your Hair

You taught a college-level course on hairography while you were still in high school. You're never afraid of anyone snatching your wig, because you've got another one right underneath. And underneath that, your real hair is still ***flawless.

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Jive
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You got: Your Smile

You've got too many Tinder matches to count because people stay swiping right on your smile. You were born with Crest Whitestrips in your mouth and if you needed braces as a kid, it was only to take your smile game from demi-god to full deity.

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You got: Your Brain

When the Scarecrow asked the Wizard for a brain, the Wizard texted you like, "Yo, can I borrow yours?" You were like, "Who is this?" And long story short, no brain the great and powerful Oz could conjure would ever match your brainpower. You're always the smartest person in the room and that is an aphrodisiac to these other entry-level peasants.

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Universal
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You got: Your Quick Wit

Shade came from reading and reading came first, but you wrote the book. No one would dare try and come for you, but you always have a soul-crushing response that people will quote for years to come.

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CBS
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You got: Your Bad Bitch Game

Bad bitch alert, you in first place. You take nonsense from no one, you have zero fucks to give, a single glance from you puts people in their place, etc. You duck nobody but tape. (Yeah, that was a set-up for a punch line about duct tape.)

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Def Jam
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You got: Your Dance Moves

Smack it smack it in the air! You are always on the dance floor. And if there's not one at a party, you create it. People look to you for new moves, but they can rarely keep up. That's all good though, there's no hateration in your dancerie.

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