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What Would Ursula Steal From You?

Ariel, you taking this test? Let out an Xtina "Ooooooowhooooaaaoooohhhhhhyeaaahhhyyyahhhhhh!" because Ursula wants your pipes. Your silky smooth, perfect for radio, perfect for turning anyone on the moment they interact with you kind of voice. Not only would every judge on "The Voice" turn their chairs for you, they'd "Hunger Games" just to hear you narrate a season of "Serial" to them.

Your Voice

Becky is ALWAYS looking at your butt, because you are constantly turning heads when you enter a room. If you can even get through tiny doorways with your glorious assterpiece. The only workout you need is the Stairmaster because it's not a bird... it's not a plane... it's your Buns of Steel!

Your Booty

Pretty. On. Fleek. You're constantly turning down Fashion Week invites because everyone wants to get a photo with you and you don't want to embarrass the designers by showing up their creations with your own au courant fashion. You are never not feeling your look and if a baby has to get cropped to get your full outfit, so be it.

Your Style

You taught a college-level course on hairography while you were still in high school. You're never afraid of anyone snatching your wig, because you've got another one right underneath. And underneath that, your real hair is still \*\*\*flawless.

Your Hair

You've got too many Tinder matches to count because people stay swiping right on your smile. You were born with Crest Whitestrips in your mouth and if you needed braces as a kid, it was only to take your smile game from demi-god to full deity.

Your Smile

When the Scarecrow asked the Wizard for a brain, the Wizard texted you like, "Yo, can I borrow yours?" You were like, "Who is this?" And long story short, no brain the great and powerful Oz could conjure would ever match your brainpower. You're always the smartest person in the room and that is an aphrodisiac to these other entry-level peasants.

Your Brain

Shade came from reading and reading came first, but you wrote the book. No one would dare try and come for you, but you always have a soul-crushing response that people will quote for years to come.

Your Quick Wit

Bad bitch alert, you in first place. You take nonsense from no one, you have zero fucks to give, a single glance from you puts people in their place, etc. You duck nobody but tape. (Yeah, that was a set-up for a punch line about duct tape.)

Your Bad Bitch Game

Smack it smack it in the air! You are always on the dance floor. And if there's not one at a party, you create it. People look to you for new moves, but they can rarely keep up. That's all good though, there's no hateration in your dancerie.

Your Dance Moves

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What Would Ursula Steal From You?

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