On Dating: 1. When you swipe right, but you never know what creep lurks behind that Tinder. Via darlingtheyfoundthebody.tumblr.com NO THANKS to your unsolicited dick pic! 2. When a guy won't take a hint. Via divatox.tumblr.com Don't you have somewhere to be dead? Like a cemetery and not my damn room? 3. Meeting your boyfriend's family during the holidays. Via amazon.com IS THIS EGGNOG ALCOHOLIC AND IF NOT, CAN IT BE? 4. When you stalk his Instagram and his photos are NOTHING like his dating profile picture. Via amazon.com I was expecting DRAKE not WHEELCHAIR JIMMY! 5. When he sucks at Valentine's Day. Via amazon.co.uk Sex is NOT an even trade for half-eaten Whitman's Samplers box. 6. The fear that you're going to die single and alone with your cat. Via amazon.com No really, who are you calling a cat lady?! Via darlingtheyfoundthebody.tumblr.com On Family: 7. When your sister reads your diary. Via divatox.tumblr.com But she's all, "Girl, I don't even know what you're talking about why would I read your diary?" Via divatox.tumblr.com 8. When you stumble upon your parents... um... getting to know each other... in their bedroom. Via darlingtheyfoundthebody.tumblr.com LITERALLY SCARRED FOR LIFE. 9. When you get a shitty Christmas present. Via darlingtheyfoundthebody.tumblr.com SMH I asked for an X BOX not a DEATH THREAT. 10. When your parents post on your Facebook page. Via divatox.tumblr.com MOM STOP TAGGING ME IN BABY PHOTOS. On Body Image: 11. When you don't have time to put on make-up. Via divatox.tumblr.com Can you acne-ot right now? 12. When you don't understand these people who ENJOY jogging. Via darlingtheyfoundthebody.tumblr.com Is there a bottle of wine at the end of this torture?! 13. When you're not beach body ready... Via divatox.tumblr.com 14. ...and you'd RATHER DIE than let anyone see you in a swimsuit. Via darlingtheyfoundthebody.tumblr.com On Friends: 15. When your drunk friends decide to sing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" at karaoke. Via divatox.tumblr.com STICK TO BRITNEY, BITCH. 16. When everyone's late for your party. Via darlingtheyfoundthebody.tumblr.com If you're not going to respond to texts, TURN OFF YOUR READ RECEIPTS. 17. When bitches are throwing shade. Via amazon.co.uk KEEP IT CUTE, SWEETIE. On Money: 18. When you apply for an apartment and have to pay first month's rent, deposit, hand over your W2s and a blood sample. Via terrorizin.tumblr.com Shit, does this place come furnished, though?! 19. When you shouldn't have spent your paycheck on those Dolce and Gabbana sunglasses but they look so fucking cute... Via darlingtheyfoundthebody.tumblr.com "Did you know? They're $25,000!" 20. ...and then Sallie Mae comes calling. Via amazon.co.uk I CAN BARELY PAY MY RENT, CAN YOU CHILL, SALLIE?