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20 Times “Fear Street” Covers Perfectly Summed Up Your Life

R.L. Stine didn't just write teen novels, he wrote TRUTHS.

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On Dating:

1. When you swipe right, but you never know what creep lurks behind that Tinder.

NO THANKS to your unsolicited dick pic!
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NO THANKS to your unsolicited dick pic!

2. When a guy won't take a hint.

Don't you have somewhere to be dead? Like a cemetery and not my damn room?
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Don't you have somewhere to be dead? Like a cemetery and not my damn room?

3. Meeting your boyfriend's family during the holidays.

IS THIS EGGNOG ALCOHOLIC AND IF NOT, CAN IT BE?
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IS THIS EGGNOG ALCOHOLIC AND IF NOT, CAN IT BE?

4. When you stalk his Instagram and his photos are NOTHING like his dating profile picture.

I was expecting DRAKE not WHEELCHAIR JIMMY!
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I was expecting DRAKE not WHEELCHAIR JIMMY!

5. When he sucks at Valentine's Day.

Sex is NOT an even trade for half-eaten Whitman's Samplers box.
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Sex is NOT an even trade for half-eaten Whitman's Samplers box.

6. The fear that you're going to die single and alone with your cat.

No really, who are you calling a cat lady?!

On Family:

7. When your sister reads your diary.

But she's all, "Girl, I don't even know what you're talking about why would I read your diary?"

8. When you stumble upon your parents... um... getting to know each other... in their bedroom.

LITERALLY SCARRED FOR LIFE.
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LITERALLY SCARRED FOR LIFE.

9. When you get a shitty Christmas present.

SMH I asked for an X BOX not a DEATH THREAT.
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SMH I asked for an X BOX not a DEATH THREAT.

10. When your parents post on your Facebook page.

MOM STOP TAGGING ME IN BABY PHOTOS.
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MOM STOP TAGGING ME IN BABY PHOTOS.

On Body Image:

11. When you don't have time to put on make-up.

Can you acne-ot right now?
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Can you acne-ot right now?

12. When you don't understand these people who ENJOY jogging.

Is there a bottle of wine at the end of this torture?!
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Is there a bottle of wine at the end of this torture?!

13. When you're not beach body ready...

14. ...and you'd RATHER DIE than let anyone see you in a swimsuit.

On Friends:

15. When your drunk friends decide to sing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" at karaoke.

STICK TO BRITNEY, BITCH.
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STICK TO BRITNEY, BITCH.

16. When everyone's late for your party.

If you're not going to respond to texts, TURN OFF YOUR READ RECEIPTS.
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If you're not going to respond to texts, TURN OFF YOUR READ RECEIPTS.

17. When bitches are throwing shade.

KEEP IT CUTE, SWEETIE.
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KEEP IT CUTE, SWEETIE.

On Money:

18. When you apply for an apartment and have to pay first month's rent, deposit, hand over your W2s and a blood sample.

Shit, does this place come furnished, though?!
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Shit, does this place come furnished, though?!

19. When you shouldn't have spent your paycheck on those Dolce and Gabbana sunglasses but they look so fucking cute...

"Did you know? They're $25,000!"

20. ...and then Sallie Mae comes calling.

I CAN BARELY PAY MY RENT, CAN YOU CHILL, SALLIE?
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I CAN BARELY PAY MY RENT, CAN YOU CHILL, SALLIE?

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