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19 Things All Unfriendly Black Hotties Know To Be True

You really can't sit with us.

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4. You arrive to things on your own time.

Um, the party was scheduled to start at your arrival.


8. People interpret your self-confidence as mean and unfriendly, unless you're a white male CEO being interviewed for a magazine profile.

Sorry for believing in myself but we don't all have an audience to clap for us, Tinkerbell.


14. When people are like, "why do all you black people hang out in a group together?" And you're like, "Don't white people... also..."

Isn't "white people hanging out with no black people" literally what the writing of the Constitution was about...