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    18 Reasons Kathryn From "Cruel Intentions" Was The Baddest Bitch

    Bad bitch contest, she in first place.

    1. She could go 0 to withering real quick.

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    2. She never beat around the bush.

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    3. She never let society shame her.

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    4. She had some fucking self-respect.

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    No, seriously, she was OBSESSED with respect.

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    5. She offered constructive criticism.

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    6. She macked on Ryan Phillipe before he married Reese "You're about to find out who I am" Witherspoon.

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    (A REMINDER OF WHAT RYAN PHILLIPPE WAS WORKING WITH IN 1999.)

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    7. She knew clichés sound better when accompanied by cleavage.

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    8. She knew not to trust any bitch.

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    9. She was an expert linguist.

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    See? She's fluent in French.

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    10. She mastered the art of managing her personal brand.

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    11. She had no time for you wasting her AT&T minutes.

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    12. She actually put her degree to use, unlike 79% of college graduates.

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    13. She kept a firm "hands off the merchandise" policy.

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    14. She did not appreciate culturally appropriated slang.

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    15. But she had a softer side and was never afraid to be vulnerable.

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    16. She was an expert, yet laissez-faire, seductress.

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    SHE AIN'T TALKING ABOUT FURNITURE

    17. She knew that all dogs go to heaven, but all dogs DON'T get the pussy.

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    18. SUPPLE.

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    suhp-uh l / ˈsə-pəl / adjective

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