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14 Reasons Drake Is Hotter Than Chris Evans

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So, THIS is happening in Round 1 of BuzzFeed’s Hot Guy March Madness Bracket.

Excuse me?

1. Everyone, this is Aubrey Drake Graham.

2. And THIS is Chris Evans.

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3. Is the 8% to reflect 1% for each ab in Drake's 8-pack?

4. Does Drake not flex enough for you?

5. Do you need your men to look like THIS?

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6. Like, do you want your men dapper af?

7. Or someone who thinks whipped cream is appropriate attire?

8. BTW, Chris Evans isn't even hot enough to host SNL.

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9. Does Chris Evans ever make you think he'd grind on you while Ginuwine's "Pony" is playing?

10. Can you shave your damn beard, bro?

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11. Because THIS is a fresh trim.

12. But it's okay, Drake's not even pressed.

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13. I mean, he didn't star in The Nanny Diaries, so he doesn't have the fanbase Chris Evans does.

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14. Go off into the seas, Aubrey. This world isn't ready for you.

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