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14 Flawless New York Reactions To Modern Dating Woes

Always be f#@king fabulous.

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Iconic reality TV pioneer Tiffany "New York" Pollard always had her own unique approach to love on VH1's Flavor of Love and I Love New York — so we asked her how she deals with modern dating scenarios.

You ready?

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1. When you still ain't boo'ed up after two months.

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2. When you discover he's been telling you lies.

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3. When your date looks nothing like his Tinder picture.

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4. When he wants you to meet his mom after the first date.

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5. When your boo is still friends with his ex.

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6. When they wanna make it Facebook official.

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7. When you're knockin' boots and he calls you "Beyoncé" in bed.

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8. When he invites you on a vacay, but wants to go half on it.

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9. When you find out he used to do porn.

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10. When he takes the last slice of the damn Domino's you've been waiting all day for.

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11. When he wants to "treat" you to $5 champagne.

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12. When he's not here for New York, he's only with you for the fame.

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13. When he says you're not fabulous.

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14. When he wants a hot air balloon date.

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New York: We won't make it to the balloon.

And if you didn't like New York's dating advice? She ain't even mad:

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