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    Posted on Jul 7, 2015

    14 Flawless New York Reactions To Modern Dating Woes

    Always be f#@king fabulous.

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    Iconic reality TV pioneer Tiffany "New York" Pollard always had her own unique approach to love on VH1's Flavor of Love and I Love New York — so we asked her how she deals with modern dating scenarios.

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    You ready?

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    1. When you still ain't boo'ed up after two months.

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    2. When you discover he's been telling you lies.

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    3. When your date looks nothing like his Tinder picture.

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    4. When he wants you to meet his mom after the first date.

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    5. When your boo is still friends with his ex.

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    6. When they wanna make it Facebook official.

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    7. When you're knockin' boots and he calls you "Beyoncé" in bed.

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    8. When he invites you on a vacay, but wants to go half on it.

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    9. When you find out he used to do porn.

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    10. When he takes the last slice of the damn Domino's you've been waiting all day for.

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    11. When he wants to "treat" you to $5 champagne.

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    12. When he's not here for New York, he's only with you for the fame.

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    13. When he says you're not fabulous.

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    14. When he wants a hot air balloon date.

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    New York: We won't make it to the balloon.

    And if you didn't like New York's dating advice? She ain't even mad:

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