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14 Animorphs That Australia Also Wants To Kill

First Johnny Depp's dogs, then... the world!

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Johnny Depp was recently given an ultimatum by the Australian Department of Agriculture — remove his dogs he brought to the country illegally, or they will be euthanized.

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But the Department won't stop there. There's a few more illegal animals in Australia that need to be #exterminated.

1. Aww, cute! A poodle! NO DOGS. Kill it.

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2. Fucking bats? Don't those have rabies too? And turn people into vampires? Dead.

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3. This isn't goddamn America, home of milk, and cheese curds, and too much dairy for the human body to consume. Kill the damn cow.

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4. What the hell are you supposed to do with a rhinoceros in Australia? Kill it.

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5. YAKS? Fuck that.

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6. Send this whale to Sea World, where it'll get killed anyway.

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7. The Owls of Ga'Hoole was a shitty movie so now all owls must die.

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8. And this stupid hawk. It's basically an owl.

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9. How many times is this kid gonna turn into the same hawk before he gets the message that hawks get killed in Australia too?

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10. AMENDMENT: ANYTHING THAT FLIES DIES.

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11. Even if ants can't fly, they're bugs, so they can die too.

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12. Fucking beavers look like rats. Gas them.

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13. What kind of horror movie shit is this? A giant squid?! 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

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14. NO ALIENS — actually, maybe aliens are okay. This can live.

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