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18 Rules Of Having A Threesome According To Nancy Drew & The Hardy Boys

Got 180 pages and I'm caught in between.

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1. Acquaintances are often the best option, friends can ruin relationships and complete strangers might be too weird.

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2. If you're not into one of the people who proposed the threesome, say no up front. Immediately.

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3. Get everything on the table before you decide to have one, don't go in hiding long-harbored feelings for someone.

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4. There's an extra body involved, so make sure everyone gets tested.

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5. Getting high might sound like a good idea, but make sure you can focus on the task at hand.

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6. Two penises coming at you at once can be startling at first, but handle it like a bad bitch.

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7. There will be a LOT of semen flying. Twice as much. Be prepared.

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8. Try having the encounter in a place you don't usually have sex, so you don't compare the situation to your regular sex life.

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9. If someone ends up being a "minute man," then that's too bad, the threesome is a twosome now.

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10. Sometimes it can be fun to sit back and watch the show for a bit.

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11. Explore all the possible entries for pleasure.

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12. If you say, "Oh my God, it's so big!" to one person, you have to say it to the other. Don't be rude.

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13. Conversely, don't shame another partner for their less than stellar attributes.

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14. Pay attention to both partners, otherwise the jilted party may start drama.

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15. Yes, there's three people, but don't go OVERBOARD on the lube.

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16. Set up rules about the other two parties having future sex on their own.

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17. Once it's over, don't be a fucking third wheel.

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18. When you end up with crabs, it's harder to surmise who's the fucking culprit.

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