"Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten."
In the words of Emma Stone's character in Crazy, Stupid Love, "I don't care, I love him. I really do. And given the opportunity, yes, I would have his babies." "Seriously? Conan O'Brien." "Yes!"
With all the craziness that's been going on in the world recently, everyone could use to smile a little more. And what makes people happier than babies dressed as food? That's what I thought. (p.s. You can buy all of these costumes.)
Do you love the Fourth of July? Do you dream of BBQs, fireworks, and dumping tea into the ocean? If you're all about donning stars and stripes without looking like a child, try any of these awesome options.
You may have only been there for six months, but you fell in love with Cape Town on day one and have missed it every day since you left.
“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.” ― Winnie the Pooh, A. A. Milne
Mental health is a serious issue and everyone handles it differently. If you ever need a reminder that your mental health does not define you, take a look at these accessories.
Would you let any of these famous chefs take you to Flavor Town?
“Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; and good bread with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts.” – James Beard (aka James Bread*)
"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die." -Isaac Asimov
If you're anything like most Americans, you eat pasta at least once a week. If you're a pasta lover, you probably eat pasta at least once a day. You might think you're a pasta connoisseur, a noodle afficionado, but how much do really know about pasta?
It's almost 2 pm and the day is starting to get to you. You need coffee, ASAP. But which coffee should you get?
Why use a fork when you could have a dinglehopper?
Whether you were born in Saratoga Springs or found your way there on your own, you love your little vibrant town of 'Toga. From the exciting nightlife to the fantastic shopping and restaurants, you know how amazing Saratoga truly is.
If you use the subway as your primary mode of transportation, you're probably bored of its monotony. Instead of sitting quietly and playing Candy Crush on your way to work every day, why not mix things up and be an asshole for your next ride? It will make things way more entertaining if everyone is staring at you and hating your guts, so next time the workweek has you down, try out any or all of these tips on how to be an asshole on the subway!
On cheating: "Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall."
Edible Arrangements are the tastiest, fanciest, most delectable substitute for flowers for your favorite holiday. Who doesn't love fruit cut into flowers and stars and arranged into a bouquet? They're delicious and adorable and SO DAMN EXPENSIVE.
Everyone knows that Instagram is the best place to share photos of the most awesome things you do in life: Go to a beautiful beach? Post it on Instagram. Have a reunion with friends? Post it on Instagram. Because of this insta-phenomenon, everyone's lives appear way more incredible than they actually are. Usually you can put it in perspective and realize that nobody's life is that great. Except Taylor Swift. Her Instagram proves that she has the most amazing life of them all, and can easily make even the strongest individuals weak with envy. Don't believe me? Check it out.
You may go there now or you may have graduated thirty years ago, but your Axeman pride has never faltered.
Being an English major has defined not only your college experience, but the rest of your life as well. If you are (or were) an English major, you know the following things to be true.