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The Ultimate Scottish Swearword Quiz

Time to add some new smack talk to your repertoire.

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  1. 1. If someone says "Get it up ye!" what do they mean?

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    Fuck off.
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    Great job!
  2. 2. Which part of the body does the word "boabby" refer to?

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    Penis
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    Head
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    Ear
  3. 3. If something is described as "bowfin", what is it?

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    Funny or hilarious
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    Disgusting or smelly
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    Amazing or awesome
  4. 4. If someone is described as being "glaikit", what are they?

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    A weirdo
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    Not a very nice person
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    An idiot / vacant
  5. 5. Which of the following means "disgusting"?

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    Boggin
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    Mingin
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    Howlin
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    All of the above
  6. 6. "Plookie" means someone has what?

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    Spots
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    Bad breath
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    Bad teeth
  7. 7. If something "gi's you the boak", how does it make you feel?

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    Excited
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    Angry
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    Sick
  8. 8. "Fanny" is one of the most used words in the Scottish language (probably). Which of the words below are a shortened version of this insult?

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    Fud
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    Fandan
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    Fanny baws
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    All of the above
  9. 9. "Diddies" is a scientific term referring to which part of the body?

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    The breasts
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    The eyes
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    Someone's bottom
  10. 10. "Bawbag" is a term used to describe what?

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    A brand of underpants
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    The scrotum
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    Someone who's being a fanny
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    All of the above
  11. 11. How would you say "Your mum" in Scots?

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    Your mam
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    Your mother
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    Yer maaawwwww
  12. 12. "Hamshank" is Scots rhyming slang for what?

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    Tank
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    Wank
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    Plank
  13. 13. Which of the following is a Scottish way of calling someone a "dick"?

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    Knobber
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    Walloper
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    Trolloper
  14. 14. "Cludgie" is the Scottish word for which noun?

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    Sofa
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    Oven
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    Toilet
  15. 15. "Pish" and "jobby" are two words that describe what?

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    Food and drink
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    Wee and poo
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    Bangers and mash
  16. 16. Which of these is NOT a Scottish word for "idiot"?

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    Roaster
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    Dobber
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    Tube
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    Bampot
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    Bassa
  17. 17. How would you say "talking rubbish" in Scots?

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    Talking tatties
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    Talking mince
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    Talking meatballs
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