1. Gorrilla Zoe has a very intimate relationship with Ben Franklin.
2. Mena Suvari shows what happens when you hit the tattoo parlor after playing "Lion King" drinking games.
3. Steve-O being Steve-O
4. Penelope Cruz saves identify thieves the trouble of guessing her credit card security code.
Then again, Cruz claims it's her favorite number, so maybe it's her PIN.
5. Pink has a bar code on the back of her neck.
Do you think it would scan?
6. Chris Andersen from NBA's Miami Heat
7. Wiz Khalifa
8. This is what happens when you get a tattoo at a gift shop.
9. Margaret Cho reveals all.
10. Amy Winehouse (RIP) with a lookalike pinup girl tattooed on her arm.
11. Zach Efron pledges his allegiance to the Church of YoLo.
12. Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit
13. Jamie Foxx can do whatever the hell he wants.
And he knows it.