2. So young, apparently, that he hadn’t even gotten to the “too, to, and two” lesson in his English curriculum.
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3. Majored in poetry. Minored in disappointing her 5th grade teacher.
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6. Elese did not appreciate her promiscuity being so publicly flaunted. The man later sued the tattoo parlor to pay for laser removal.
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7. Paraphrasing, while a useful life skill, is perilous in a tattoo parlor.
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8. Oh, that Noone! Always keeping her friends’ secrets and tattooing her name onto their backs in annoying fonts.
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9. Let’s play a game of “Illiterate, Fetishist, or Both?”
10. He totally is dude, I swear. He just needs to score a lil’ E.
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11. The only surefire way to get that “Than vs. Then” lesson ingrained in you.
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