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Procrastination doesn't give you hearing loss...usually.

Choose Procrastination Methods And We'll Give You A Hearing Loss

It's Sunday and you have a test coming up... How do you spend your afternoon instead of studying?

You go to the mall to waste some time. Which store do you go into?

You go into Target to look in the $1 section quick. What do you grab?

You're on your way home, but you remember that you need groceries. Where do you stop?

You forget you \*need\* to get a gift for your mom for her birthday so you head back to Bath and Body Works. What do you get for yourself as a reward for remembering your mom's birthday?

You head home and have car issues. What happened?

You make it home and decide to eat something. What do you choose?

How are you feeling now that you've eaten?

How many hours are left until your test now?

Honestly, you are just a little blocked up. Don't worry! It will probably pass...or maybe you should book an appointment with your doctor kind of soon if your procrastination doesn't clear up. Either way, your hearing loss isn't permanent and neither is this season of midterms. Hang in there!

Mild Conductive Hearing Loss

How long have you been in school?! Aren't you done yet?! How old are you?! Get a job. Oh wait... Just kidding! Don't let school get you down! You are doing great despite your \*issues\* focusing. TBH school is so short compared to the amount you will be in the real world working and making it better! Chin up!

Severe-Profound Sensorineural Hearing Loss

You have won a few, lost a few. You may or may not be up writing your final paper the night before it is due. You also may or may not be pulling frequent all-nighters at the library, having food delivered to you so you don't have to break your focus. You are the procrastinator of all procrastinators. Baby procrastinators look up to you! Keep on studying. Stay true to yourself and don't question your methods. You can do it!

Moderate Sensorineural Hearing Loss

You are a mixed bag! Sometimes you procrastinate, sometimes you don't. It seems you are currently in procrastination mode...so, do your thing! You'll eventually get to studying. Take it easy. Don't stress! But also don't forget to study. You need a little push every once in a while to remind you why earning an education is worth it. You're gonna do great things! Now, back to studying!

Mild Sloping To Profound Mixed Hearing Loss

You little liar! You are not a procrastinator! You do all your assignments on time AND you even start studying weeks in advance! The real question is, why are you taking this quiz? Is this your first time \*gasp\* procrastinating?! Did you know that taking Buzzfeed quizzes counts as procrastinating? O M G So proud of you for taking a baby step and getting your procrastination on. Now, stop lying and start studying, ya dang procrastinator! ;)

Malingering Hearing Loss

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Choose Procrastination Methods And We'll Give You A Hearing Loss

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