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    Hugh Hefner's Sex-Fuelled Orgies

    And by sex-fuelled I mean Hugh Hefner lays there with a Viagara induced woodie and the girls hop aboard the ATM express for a minute or two and the next girl takes over. According to an excerpt from Kendra Wilkinson‘s book: “One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room… It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn’t it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him… for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn… it was very weird. I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was–all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.” Um, yeah. Okay. Sure you wanted to be there. Ca-ching. A few years ago, another ex-Bunny Jill Ann Spaulding also described the sexually satisfying evening: