1.
You replace your left-turn signal more than any other car part.
2.
You have nightmares about public transportation.
3.
You're not saving for retirement so much as a spaceship ticket.
4.
You practice shifting gears any time you're sitting down.
5.
You own multiple racing collars.
6.
Even your pets have the need for speed.
7.
You've ended friendships with people driving automatics.
8.
You settle arguments with go-karts.
9.
You've ridden a centrifuge.
10.
You've been on every roller coaster in a 30-mile radius at least twice.
11.
You're not going if you can't drive or navigate.
12.
You have a separate closet dedicated to your driving gloves.
And all your heroes wear suits...
