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1. Because even though your moves may look like this.
2. Afterward you'll feel like your moves look like this.
3. You'll totally meet other cool '80s chicks who fantasized about being Belinda Carlisle, Sheena Easton, Pat Benatar, Joan Jett or a Bananarama.
4. You can take this sweet cherry red guitar that you told your husband you got in order to release your inner artist...no, really, it's not a mid-life crisis.
5. You'll actually only master one chord but that won't stop you from playing live onstage at the Knitting Factory.
6. So you can include every bad stay-at-home mom metaphor in your rock anthem: mom jeans, carpooling, minivans!
7. You'll be one of the few straight women there and you'll cringe when your husband congratulates you with a kiss after you play. Heterosexuality, yuck!
8. You'll form a band, get crazy popular, fight, and break up - all in the span of one weekend.
9. Hoping the song you poured your soul into will inspire guys to dance like this.
10. Knowing your song inspires you to dance like this.
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