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    11 Things Anyone With A Penis Will Instantly Understand

    Sometimes it's ~hard~ having a dick.

    1. Putting it in things, which is pretty awesome.

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    Socks, warm apple pie — you name it. We can get pretty crafty when comes to ~me time~.

    2. That horrible feeling when your penis touches the inside of the toilet.

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    Once you feel the cold porcelain or the toilet water on your penis, you basically just want it to fall off.

    3. The joy that is windmilling.

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    I mean it swings around for a reason, right?

    4. Giving it a nickname.

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    Your penis has been there for you since the very beginning, so it's only fair that it too gets the recognition it deserves.

    5. Seeing what objects we can hold with it and/or balance on it.

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    Erections are so strong that you practically ~have~ to test how much it can handle.

    6. Getting awkward boners and having to readjust.

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    You've probably mastered the waistband tuck by now.

    7. Having your balls stick to your legs all of the time.

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    Whether it's hot outside or not, you can bet that you're going to have to unstick them at some point today.

    8. Measuring it.

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    We all want to know how we compare and the numbers help reinforce that we're WAY above average.

    9. Getting your "bits and bobs" caught in things.

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    Zippers can be your best friend... or your worst enemy.

    10. No matter how much you shake, you can never get rid of that last drop

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    Peeing can sometime be a task fraught with peril.

    11. And finally, the impossible task that is peeing with a boner.

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    Anyone with a penis knows that this is practically impossible and those who are smart wait for the boner to go away.

    Despite having its ups and downs, you're proud of your penis because, just like you, it's one of a kind!

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