You don't need to travel to have a vacation.
The 57-year-old fraudster used sleight of hand and some sandpaper to dupe his opponents.
Update: The former baseball player told TMZ it was just a joke. You got us, Jose.
Tough luck, dude.
Also playing: Claptrap from Borderlands, Ash Williams from Evil Dead, Sam of Sam and Max, Brock Sampson from The Venture Bros. and you. Telltale Games knows what gamers like, and that's snarky homicidal robots.
The Hangover meets James Bond? What could go wrong?