And no, he did not ask me "Why did Katappa kill Baahubali?"
Butter Chicken or Biryani?
While some of these look incredibly realistic, some are downright terrifying!
2020 has been stressful for all students, but hey, at least we can meme through the pain.
Is Butter Chicken overrated?
It's time to take your taste buds on a trip around India.
Warning: this quiz will make you EXTREMELY hungry!
Unused, a minimum warranty of six months and, most importantly, at heavy discounts.
"I hate fack love"
Take your taste buds on a trip around India.
Most of these are pretty easy if you're old.
Do you like paan ice cream?
Does the theme song of The Zee Horror Show still give you nightmares?
Happy Teachers' Day!
Hello 911, I'd like to report a crime. The victim? My eyes!
Error 404: Fucks not found.
Follow your tastebuds.
Cancerians love dessert!
Your life just got wildly efficient!
"Is this a classroom or a fish market?"
Your food choices will reveal a deep truth about yourself!
Team jhaadu and belan, where you at?
Sometimes you just need a gadget that can do it all.
"So you're telling me there was an easy way to do that all this time?"
"Bhaiya, 1 kilo karma dena."
Can We Guess If You're An Introvert, Extrovert, Or Ambivert Based On Your Sweet Vs. Savoury Indian Food Choices?
Sorry, but Biryani is peak Extrovert Culture.
"There is literally an entire second most populous country in the world with an industry of men who dance and sing!"
"There are pyramids in India? Are all people in Bollywood movies rich AF? And is Anjali clinically insane?"
Congrats on making it through the BS, you trooper.
"For people who tell me to 'get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich', I think this will help!"
WE ARE ALL SO BLESSED THAT THIS MAN EXISTS.
This is the only squad that matters.
Aziz's pa is everyone's pa.
"When bae comes over for your birthday."
Best boyfriend ever.
Are you ready to LOL?
"Wanna hookup? Wanna hookup? Wanna hookup? Wanna hookup? Wanna hookup? Wanna hookup?"
"I don't understand you children, do you not know how to accept rejection?"
"Salman Khan is a very accomplished driver. He took our whole judicial system for a ride."
The internet is an unforgiving place.
Therapy. Lots and lots of couples therapy.
"Bhosadi – The story goes back to the British Raj..."
"The only kind of kissing allowed now is Mr. Pahlaj Nihalani kissing PM's ass."
"It's not Bobby Jindal's fault. America isn't ready for a white president."
*Breaks the internet with baby photos*
What a time to be alive.
Sorry but you all have this particular pose which is just too perfect an opportunity to miss.
There is a loooot of DGAFing to come.
Desi we rollin'.
"Chappals speak louder than words." — Old desi parent proverb.
Long years ago, we made a tryst with destiny. You won't believe what happened next.
On August 3, it was reported that India officially blocked over 800 porn sites, which resulted in a number of people losing their shit.
"#BobbyJindalIsSoWhite he has to be washed separately in warm water."
Sleepy. Hungry. Thirsty. FAT. BLOATED. EXPLODING. Repeat.
With jokes. So many jokes.
The CEO of The Hindu, Rajiv Lochan, told BuzzFeed India in an email that he "can't imagine" his team was behind this sick burn.
This Televangelist Is Warning People That "Masturbating Men Will Find Their Hands Pregnant In The Afterlife"
Mücahid Cihad Han's statement went viral and he's receiving backlash on social media.
Apple loyalists will be pretty "pissed" about this. UPDATE: This has since been removed and was not the work of a Google employee. But it's still hilarious.
A Tumblr user has pointed out something way creepy.
Harry Potter And The Dabba Of Secrets.
A few things he partook in: a plane ride with Barack and Michelle, a selfie with the Indian Prime Minister, and a massive frickin' parade. #Casual
Barack Obama's visit to India and his subsequent reunion with Modi have been an onslaught of adorable.