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Don't worry, I won't tell anyone you snort-laughed at your phone while reading these.
Coffee with milk is STILL COFFEE.
My usual comeback: "Oh yeah? Well..." These people's comebacks: Literal fire.
Y'all already KNOW there's a song by Train on here.
Action! Adventure! Dragons! A new Disney D.I.L.F.!
"This music comes from love."
"I strongly dislike Twitter but I also have ✨things to say✨"
"Clowns make 51 grand a year? And I'm out here doing this for free?!"
Time to take some PTO.
"It used to be really fun for me."
If you throw up in their cars, I'mma come looking for you.
Camila Cabello Said She Attended Racial Healing Sessions Months After Her Racist Tumblr Posts Resurfaced
"You get corrected, you have homework, and you learn. That's how you move forward."
"Thought I was doing a BuzzFeed quiz but turned out to be my tax return."
Writing is tough, but some things are just deal-breakers for readers.
I don't want to do my taxes, I want to be a frog.
Plus, Brie Larson opened up about her anxiety and a TON of new music dropped today.
Here's what you might've missed!
“When you feel guilt, that’s something you need to sit with. That’s not something you put on someone else.”
People Are Freaking Out Over This Model's Forehead Reduction Surgery Because They Didn't Realize It Was A Thing
Here's how it works.
Randall Park Forgot He Played "Jim" In That One Episode Of "The Office," And It's Freaking Hilarious
"Social media's amazing...I gotta get back on it."
"I'm just a [astrological sign], I can't help it."
Here are just a few things that happened this week.
"I think I had a sarcasm once."
Connect with the book community through Instagram by following these 22 incredible readers!
"No fist bumps. The reason for this was that kids might accidentally punch the other person in the face."
What is WandaVision if not the cruelty of Endgame persevering?
Antonia Gentry Wrote A Powerful Instagram Post About Her Character On "Ginny & Georgia," And Everyone Should Read This
"Finally, a character who was just as confused and imperfect as I was gets a chance to exist."
“When I think of the crisis, I don’t think very much about how self-hatred led to the spread of the disease. I think about government neglect, corporate greed, and various systemic issues.”
"All the way down."
Enjoy these funny WandaVision memes before Episode 9 potentially crushes your hopes and dreams! ❤️
People Are Sharing Things From The 2000s That They’d Like To See In The 2020s, And I Couldn’t Agree More
Altoids Sours, Heelys, and much more.
I Made That Vegan "Chicken" That's All Over TikTok To See If It's As Good As Other Meat Alternatives
All it takes is flour, water, and a whole lot of patience.
People Who Are Friends With Influencers Are Revealing What Their Lives Are Really Like, And It's Actually Depressing
"She became a horrible, self-centered bully."
Read...if you dare.
Plus, Dolly Parton officially got the first dose of the COVID-19 vaccine she helped fund and we celebrated the 24th anniversary of "Daria."
“From what I’ve been told by employees, this was going to be a very explicitly queer relationship. There would be a kiss, an ‘I love you.’ It wasn’t going to be coded like you see in a lot of Disney movies.”
"He went for anal, and I'd had Taco Bell for lunch... Things got gross."
Cue your spookiest laugh. 👻
People Shared Their Unwritten Rules For How To Eat When You're Poor, And You Might Not Have Considered Them
"Always separate your groceries into two piles at checkout."
I hope these people are all OK.
"HE SAID WHAT?!?!"
"I'm working on allowing myself to not be so strong all the time and to know it's OK to cry!!!!"
Plus, Paris Hilton recalled a "humiliating" David Letterman interview and Halsey spoke out about people judging her pregnancy.
People Are Making Very Valid Statements About The Sexist Things Society Conditions Women To Believe Are Normal
How did "daddy issues" become an insult to girls when it's men who failed as fathers?
“She said it was the first time in her life that she felt a love that didn’t hurt. And it just stuck with me to this day. I think about it all the time.”
I didn't know it was weird to know a lot of info about pills???
"Once, my friend asked me if my 18-month-old would sleep in the next morning because it was a Saturday."
Plus, Taylor Swift called out Netflix's new show "Ginny & Georgia" for its joke about her and we rounded up some of the cartoon reboots we're looking forward to.
They just hit different.
I will not be fooled again!
"Need. WandaVision. Now."
I have no words for the bus texts.
“If you only know about this show because of the drama, it’s kind of a shame. Because I feel like it takes a very sex-positive stance, especially when it comes to young women.”
This TikTok Trend Has People Sharing Rules They "Must Have" At Their Future Wedding, And I'm Taking Notes
Now, THIS is how you plan a wedding.
The Kathryn Hahn reaction pic is my new favorite.
I think I just fainted.
It's that ✨time of the month✨ again...
This hack is doctor-approved!
BRB, etching these all into my brain.
No pain, no gain, amirite?
Chicken sandwiches, soft serve, chili, and more items on the "nope" list.
Chrissy Teigen Responded To A Tweet That Accused Her Of "Using" Her Pregnancy Loss For Self-Promotion
And her followers were quick to offer their support.
This quiz might make you veeeeeeery hungry.
One second: "Cool, cool, cool." The next: "NOOOOOOO!"
God bless these sweet, sweet dads.
Women Are Sharing Their 'You Should Be Speaking To Me, Not Him' Stories, And To Say I'm Outraged Would Be An Understatement
"I answered, and he said to my boyfriend, 'Does she ALWAYS do that?' Excuse me? Do what? Speak?"
Who — and I can't emphasize this enough — ARE these people?!
I have to rewatch through teary eyes.
EXPLAIN THE GLASS SLIPPER, DISNEY!
"I’m 37 and finally love and accept myself."
I'm honestly surprised that Riverdale isn't on here, but I guess that was wack from the start.
"Always finding time for my IVs."
Excuse me while I break into the FBI database in 30 seconds with a few mouse clicks.
We all need a good laugh.
Here's what you might've missed!
“‘Never Have I Ever’ was really good. If it had come out when I was 15 or 16, it would have been a game-changer. But it’s just pushed to the side because there are teens in it.”
I'm pretty sure this is the best show for toddlers ever.
27 People Share What Their Teacher Did To Automatically Gain Their Respect, And It's The Most Wholesome Thing I've Seen All Day
Huge shoutout to teachers everywhere.
Regrets...these people have them.
For better, for worse, for weird as hell.
I can handle criticism, I just have to cry first.
“There are plenty of reasons to have a party. The internet is so creative. There is so much we can do that doesn’t focus on whether your child has a penis or not.”
"I turned it off after 20 minutes and apologized to everyone for putting it on."
Am I the a-hole for attending a wedding purely for the free food?
Listen: Netflix’s “Vanishing At The Cecil Hotel” Isn’t A Murder Mystery—It’s About A Mental Health Crisis
“That video in the elevator drew a lot of people in. But I knew what that was the second I saw it. She wasn’t operating in the same reality—She was somewhere else.”
"People born 1995–1997 are neither millennial nor Gen Z. We are the Drake generation."
Sometimes things just work out.
The puzzle is slowly coming together.
"Learning to say no, mean it, and not feel guilty about it."
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
My ex: "I want you back." Me: "My mom said no."
Plus, Twitter's loving Rosamund Pike in "I Care a Lot" and Mariah Carey's Cardi B interview.