Probably absplaying sportPT all day every daywatching Law and Order SVUSome sort of extra help or club shitGoing to the gymHanging w the booHaving a deep convo w MattyFinishing homework so can go to sleep at 9Taking a nap
Tall dark and HandsomeDon't matterTall and tanRed HeadsGotta be taller than youIdrk...Smart attractive and not jewishPot headsPreferably Nerds (bad boys are okay too)Kind of an ass hole but sexy
the bitchy kind (you don't mean to be tho)The anxious kindDon't drink!!! (anymore)" I just want to hu " drunkIdk. I don't go out muchThe sad drunkKinda a hoeThe "leave me alone Im fine" drunkim LITI'd rather stay home and tell my friends I'll go out but just never go
Something filling and a smoothie (nothing vegetarian- I judge vegetarians)Hash browns (its never not a good time for them)Whatever is healthy and goes along with my new dietProbably nothing- maybe a smoothieChicken fingers and fries (don't touch my fries)Mac and CheeseMac and cheese and share with someone else and waffle friesIm very indecisive... I probably slept through the plans anyways (maybe pancakes?)Grilled cheese and fries (please guys have some I don't want them all!)I'll eat anything (something orange bc syracuse)
No... I'm not that experienced in the boy departmentNo, I don't want anyone holding me downYes I got one right now lolNo, but I've been in a thing this summerYes... lets not talk about it (them? who knows.)Yes a few years agoYes a few and THEYRE GAY AND OR FUCK BOIZNo, but I want oneYes we were pretty goddamn seriousNope I've only been kissed
hanging with sports teamwatching glee and chilling w my dogAt a bar/bat mitzvahNot going out: probably at home sickHanging w the boyfGoing out (either campus or party)Probably going on a date w some new boySaying you will go out but staying home and watching Flash insteadRagingggProbs in the Hamptons
American Horror Story (anything gory)Gossip GirlThe voiceJane the VirginThe Bachelor (always)As long as it's not scaryThe FlashGleeI don't have netflix lol but I like AHS and Scream but gotta watch it live yoLaw and Order SVU (lol) but like gilmore girls
Delivering justice internationallyDoing something in science (I like bio)Fashion stylistA brain surgeonAdvertisingIm not sure, but something in science or traveling the world like my familyI'm not sure man but hopefully traveling the world and helping people and exploringWriting and publishing my novelOn wall street bitchI don't really know yet
My hips (BUT GUYS LOVE EM)My weight (BUT UR A PERF SIZE)That I look like a Nickelodeon character (BUT UR SO SEXY)My hair (WHO NEEDS PERFECTLY STRAIGHT HAIR)My inability to make up my mind (BUT ITS OKAY YOUR STILL YOUNG)My height (BEING TALL IS THE BOMB)My legs (BUT UR ASS IS HUGE)My skin (BUT UR HOT SHITTT)My lack of social skills (BUT UR A LITTLE TURTLE)My nose (BUT U HAVE A GOOD NIZZLE BOO)
Which Woe Hoe Are You Doe?
Some may think you are quiet, some may think you are sweet. They are all wrong. Double D is the sassiest and bitchiest of them all. She is always bringing a diet or health cleanse to the group that she will follow for 2 days tops before she binges, but thats okay because w out her the squad wouldn't laugh as much.
Recently discovered her fondness of bad boys. maybe all boys. you really like boys. and artist stuff. Your also lying about being deaf in one ear so that you can ignore people. you always want to fucking cuddle and we get it: we won't touch your fries. You gotta learn to be more assertive bc you don't know how, bc those bad boys tho!!
really digs homosexuals, and Hilary, and hot sauce, and dick (the portuguese kind, and really all kinds) and glee, and the gym, and Dora (bc she is your spirit animal) and judaism
Don't get her riled up or she will cut you. Take her to go see puppies tho and you may have a new bff. She is the most low-key hoe in the group, but aint know shame in that! If you're ever in the mood to do someones makeup or watch someone pick out 400 outfits for you to help her choose from, she's your girl.. slightly annoying but she has her license so we keep her
Don't let the name deceive you, you aint no whore. You are a jap tho, the jappiest. Sometimes you just don't get it, jokes, memes, school, etc. Whatever there is to get its sometimes just not gotten, but you such a funny babe and are always there to say your screaming when something is funny
Mommy, lover, friend, not a mean bone in the bod, but there are some hips bc gurl you got CURVES. Must be all that matzoh ball soup u eat;) thanks for hitting us with that "oh bitch" once in a while, we really need it
Are you even part of this squad? Are you even alive? Are you pregnant with a baby red headed Schlau? Wait there was a party tonight and Jess knew about it and didn't say anything? Who even knows, because you never answer your phone bitch.
So cute so huggable so lovable. You have a bajillion sisters and a dog that has more instagram followers than all the woes combined. You also get those digits from dudes all over #cantstopwontstop. You got them ex hook ups left and right and whenever leave the house will most likely run into at least one and most likely embarrass yourself but ITS OK but uk they just missing u
Ramen noodle expands, so does her dick, and so does her attitude when you cross her. Kids don't like her, we don't like her, no one likes her. Except Gill. For some reason she's only nice to Gill. She's a little southern turtle who is always ready with her jesus candles and bitch turtle face to make ur day brighter
You're the hoe who is always there to give your friends sexual lessons (you always got that cabana ready) and you have so many fucking Jack's and guys that no one has ever heard of. You gotta thing for pot heads yet haven't spoken weed... you're the all around shit and if someone forrgets it all HELL is breaking loose cuz the sass is REAL