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It is so weird to me hear married couples say “I pay for this and they pay for that, then we do a little dance and some money goes to these things before we divide this other thing and then someone pays for date night.” My husband and I met when I was 18 and he was 20 and we married… Read More

His time is absolutely doable especially if he regularly does crossfit or another hitt type workout routine. My husband used to come in around 40-45 min when he was Zuck’s age.

Back in 2000 I was a senior in high school and I had a full time job at a craft store and then fell into my side hustle. I walked into a head shop with a friend one day and noticed these little padded pouches. The clerk told me they were for glass pieces. I asked them how much they… Read More

16 - I have never met another person who can do this!!! When I say I can fold my tongue in half I get a lot of people saying, “Me too!” And then giving taco tongue, but then I show them what I mean and no one else can do it. So haply to see another weirdo like me!

He’s a cop now. Yep. That tracks.

At check in I always ask, “Are there currently any better rooms available? If so, what would be my cost to upgrade?” The answers are almost always, “yes” and “Let me see what I can do for you ma’am…. Looks like we have an ocean view suite available. Enjoy your stay.” I think only… Read More

I think the idea behind this is that it will be going back into the closet for a long time as formal wear is used much less often, so it should be stored fresh and clean.

6 - the person that made this clothes washing chart clearly does not live in FL. Running normal errands in 95° 80% humidity means that everything gets washed after that one wear.

They also make a horseradish havarti that is pretty spicy and it is great with roast beef.

Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice? Now you stop laughing right meow.