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22 Questions That Boggled Every Indian Kid's Mind In The 90s

"Why are we always going to nani's house?"

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1. Does chyawanprash taste like chocolate?

No? Then why do the kids eat it like it's amazing in the commercials?
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No? Then why do the kids eat it like it's amazing in the commercials?

2. Why does Disney Hour's Vishal always wear a white T-shirt inside?

Like, every single day?
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Like, every single day?

3. What in hell does "Chaddi pehen ke phool khila hai" even mean?

WAT.

4. Why does my mom keep feeding me cod liver oil capsules?

Why? They're so slippery and ew.
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Why? They're so slippery and ew.

5. Why are we always going to nani's?

Literally all the time, why?
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Literally all the time, why?

6. How the fuck are my classmates making these elaborate friendship bands?

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Some of us had/have no idea.

7. Why do I have to polish my white PT shoes if the point of them is to get dirty in 30 minutes?

What is the meaning of this?
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What is the meaning of this?

8. And in the Hindi-dubbed Aladdin series, why was Ali so dumb?

Dude literally never got obvious hints about which villain was involved, till they actually appeared in front of him in the end, why???
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Dude literally never got obvious hints about which villain was involved, till they actually appeared in front of him in the end, why???

9. And why was Hindi-speaking Iago straight up gang$ta?

Am I watching Aladdin or Vaastav?
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Am I watching Aladdin or Vaastav?

10. How did Uncle Scrooge 'swim' in solid fucking metal coins every day?

Without getting critically injured???
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Without getting critically injured???

11. Why are we wrapping our notebooks in brown paper and then a plastic cover?

Is this how a new academic year starts? Doing this shit?Also, we already buy the notebooks from school so they all look the same, then what's the point again???
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Is this how a new academic year starts? Doing this shit?

Also, we already buy the notebooks from school so they all look the same, then what's the point again???

12. What the heck was Harriet's hair even?

And where were her parents when she was all up in Jamie's face every day? How appropriate was this?
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And where were her parents when she was all up in Jamie's face every day? How appropriate was this?

13. How much powdered bubblegum can I fill my mouth with, without risking death?

DROOLING.
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DROOLING.

14. Will I ever marry Raj/Priya from grade 8?

And how do I dispose of this shameful paper evidence without anyone finding it, ever?
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And how do I dispose of this shameful paper evidence without anyone finding it, ever?

15. What is the point of that double-nibbed compass in my geometry box?

Like, no pencil even goes there so why is it here? Also what are these several triangles for, when I only need one at most?
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Like, no pencil even goes there so why is it here? Also what are these several triangles for, when I only need one at most?

16. Why does Maggi actually never look like this?

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Where are the bright green and orange bits, excuse me?

17. What happens if I fill the entire screen with the snake?

Somehow, one day, out of sheer luck, with magic, if this happens...what really happens?
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Somehow, one day, out of sheer luck, with magic, if this happens...what really happens?

18. Where the hell is that damn owl from Hogwarts?

19. Why the hell did our teachers want all of us to have the same handwriting?

Why did we ever have cursive, joined-handwriting workbooks in school? Why???
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Why did we ever have cursive, joined-handwriting workbooks in school? Why???

20. By what sorcery did Duck Hunt even work?!

IT HAS TO BE MAGIC.
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IT HAS TO BE MAGIC.

21. How come I, old enough, can't make an unending pencil peel string, but that little Nataraj girl can?

22. And most importantly, where the fuck are at least 99,999,86 of my games?