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Here's How Many Rotis Your Favourite Snacks Are Worth

*calorie intake intensifies*

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A normal 7-inch wide Indian roti has about 105 calories, according to fatsecret.

1. Five little pieces of pakora can't be that much.

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OH. As high in calories as 2.4 rotis. Hmmmm, wasn't expecting that.

Two pieces of pakora can have up to 120 calories.

Two pieces of pakora can have up to 120 calories.

2. Maybe just ONE vada pav to snack on...

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Haha this snack has fast turned into dinner because it's worth almost three rotis.

One normal vada pav has 300 calories, bro.

One normal vada pav has 300 calories, bro.

3. Okay fine, just a little aloo samosa then...

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Which...is equal to nearly three entire rotis...

About 308 calories, as seen on fatsecret.

About 308 calories, as seen on fatsecret.

4. A 63-gram bag of Lay's Magic Masala crisps has...

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Nearly three and a half rotis' worth of calories, WHUAT.

350 calories is what fatsecret says.

350 calories is what fatsecret says.

5. A McAloo Tikki burger has...

The same amount of calories almost 3.4 ROTIS. WTF, food??

McDonald's says it has 353 calories.

McDonald's says it has 353 calories.

6. Let's see what a packet of Maggi 2-minute Masala noodles is worth...

3.8 ROTIS?! WTF more than a burger, seriously?

7. An innocent-looking plate of six chicken momos...

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IS ONLY EQUAL TO, LIKE, FOUR WHOLE ROTIS, HELLO.

According to popular calorie app MyFitnessPal, one chicken momo is 71 calories.

According to popular calorie app MyFitnessPal, one chicken momo is 71 calories.

8. An 8-puri plate of dahi papdi chaat has...

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ALMOST FIVE ROTIS, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

The average number of calories in a plate of dahi papdi chaat is 498.

The average number of calories in a plate of dahi papdi chaat is 498.

9. What about a mere 100 grams of Kurkure Masala Munch?

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WELL YOU'RE ALMOST EATING 5.5 ROTIS WORTH OF CALORIES, THAT'S ALL.

This light afternoon snack packs a whopping 561 calories per 100 grams, according to their own website.

This light afternoon snack packs a whopping 561 calories per 100 grams, according to their own website.

10. FINE THEN. Maybe we'll do some healthy banana chips.

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...A 100 grams of which are also equal to 5.3 rotis, haha, wow.

11. A 150-gram packet of Haldiram's Masala Chana...

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IS, LIKE, SIX AND A HALF ROTIS WHAT THE HELL.

10g of Haldiram's Masala Chana is a heavy 46 calories. :((((

10g of Haldiram's Masala Chana is a heavy 46 calories. :((((

12. Oh, and not to make you cry but um...

5 Parle G biscuits = 360 calories.

5 Parle G biscuits = 360 calories.

I'll just leave you with your thoughts...

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