1. First things first, are you calmed by this GIF instantly? Of course you are.
2. Your nose has specialised in recognising good, bad, thick, thin, overbrewed, underbrewed — all kinds of chai.
3. This is your heaven.
4. Having chai in a beautiful, delicate cup just fills you with joy.
5. But you don't mind anything — ugly mugs, paper cups, any vessel, really, so long as there is some fresh, warm chai in it.
6. There's coffee and coffee is lovely but...
7. As a chai connoisseur, you judge those who can't brew a perfect cuppa.
8. Stirring milk in your chai just makes everything better.
9. You agree that hell hath no fury like a chai addict in the morning scorned.
I hate everyon— OH LOOK, TEA.