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12 Super Easy And Very Useful Tips For Women's Safety

100% safety GUARANTEED maybe probably.

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If you go out at night and a man gropes your bum on the road, is it really his fault? No, think about it. You were parading your body outside at NIGHT. The female body is an exclusively sexual thing. Don't make dudes do bad shit.
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If you go out at night and a man gropes your bum on the road, is it really his fault? No, think about it. You were parading your body outside at NIGHT. The female body is an exclusively sexual thing. Don't make dudes do bad shit.

2.

If you practise enough, maybe you can detach your soul from your body and then go out at night.P.S. There's a 100% possibility you might die.
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If you practise enough, maybe you can detach your soul from your body and then go out at night.

P.S. There's a 100% possibility you might die.

3.

For added safety, staple your lips too.
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For added safety, staple your lips too.

4.

Did you know that sex education causes crimes against women to go up? Request a PTA meeting at your child's school and tell them to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP CAUSING RAPE.
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Did you know that sex education causes crimes against women to go up? Request a PTA meeting at your child's school and tell them to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP CAUSING RAPE.

5.

Great for fitness!
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Great for fitness!

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You thought chow mein could cause indigestion? Think again. It's been blamed for causing rape too. Avoid at all costs.
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You thought chow mein could cause indigestion? Think again. It's been blamed for causing rape too. Avoid at all costs.

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Uncovered women attract attention like unwrapped candy attracts flies. If you're uncovered, boys will come eat you.#DIDYOUKNOW: All women are direct descendants of the Jolly Rancher family.
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Uncovered women attract attention like unwrapped candy attracts flies. If you're uncovered, boys will come eat you.

#DIDYOUKNOW: All women are direct descendants of the Jolly Rancher family.

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Try to evolve with your coverage to prevent unwarranted sexual advances.Some points to note:*Might die of suffocation*No WiFi signals*May become lunch for birds
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Try to evolve with your coverage to prevent unwarranted sexual advances.

Some points to note:
*Might die of suffocation
*No WiFi signals
*May become lunch for birds

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WARNING: You will proooobably still get groped though.
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WARNING: You will proooobably still get groped though.

10.

A dude once said this works. Just call the guy "brother", simple!
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A dude once said this works. Just call the guy "brother", simple!

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Ran out of eggs? No problem. Just call up your 40 best girlfriends and hit the nearest grocery store. SO much safer that way.
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Ran out of eggs? No problem. Just call up your 40 best girlfriends and hit the nearest grocery store. SO much safer that way.

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Good luck. <3
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Good luck. <3