24 Life-Changing Products If You’re Just Really, Really Clumsy
Imagine the possibilities if you didn’t cut, burn, or scrape yourself every day.
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1. A clear non-slip bathtub mat so you won’t take a tumble while strategically bending over to shave your legs.
2. Speaking of leg shaving, a cordless electric shaver that can be used wet or dry, for anyone who is too clumsy to use actual razors.
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It charges quickly and gives you a close shave without the risk of nicks or razor burn. Also, you’ll never have to buy razors again! Woo!
Get it on Amazon Canada for $63.99.
3. Some self-adhesive non-slip sole pads that'll make any ordinary shoe grippier to walk in. Slippery flats that I’m too scared to wear, here I come!
4. A bottle of peel-off latex that you can apply to your cuticles before applying nail polish. Once you're done, peel off the latex and enjoy your neat manicure! No one has to know how messy you really are at painting your nails.
5. A double-sided eyeliner pen that allows you to stamp on a wing with one end, and line your eye with the other. It's super easy to use, and you don't have to spend half an hour erasing and reapplying a ton of eyeliner just to get your cat eyes to look even.
6. A mug that won't knock over and spill your beverage everywhere. It's revolutionary, frankly.
7. A pair of heat-insulated silicone clips that'll ensure you never burn your forearm on the hot metal edges of your oven racks. Those scars take forever to heal (evidence: my poor, poor forearms).
8. A magical instant stain removing pen that'll take care of all the food and drink spills you get on your clothes. Let's face it: you're probably going to use this daily.
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Users absolutely love it and say it's a miracle product for the any clumsy people.
Get a pack of three on Amazon Canada for $16.46.
9. A tube of antibiotic ointment to prevent all the little cuts, scrapes, and burns you get regularly from getting infected, and help them heal faster.
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This is also a lifesaver if your pet's love language = scratching you.
Get a 15-gram tube on Amazon Canada for $7.98 (also available in a 30-gram tube).
10. A protective glove that'll prevent your fingers from burning while you heat-style your hair. Since this makes heat tools easier to grip, you'll also avoid burning your ears when you're curling too close to them.
11. A heavy-duty shockproof iPhone case that'll protect your phone against the scariest of drops. I use one, and it's a blessing for my butterfingers.
12. A tempered glass screen protector, for if you’re always the friend with the shattered phone screen.
13. A pair of kitchen shears to make cutting up meat easier and safer. They're a must-have tool for anyone who wants to cook at home but can't be left unsupervised with a knife.
14. A pair of cut-resistant gloves because, as we previously established, you are not to be trusted barehanded with a knife.
15. Or a manual veggie/fruit processor with a hand guard, so you can make your own salads without adding extra finger protein.
16. Some knee and elbow pads to avoid bruising, especially if you ride a bicycle. This set also comes with wrist guards.
17. A pair of elastic no-tie lock laces so you never have to worry about tripping on your shoelaces again.
18. This brush specially designed to wash knives without any risk of nicking yourself.
19. Some corner guards for the edges of your bed, so you don't have recurring bruises on your legs from bumping into them all the time. Are you basically baby-proofing your room? Yes. Are you the baby? Also yes.
20. Some special curved guards to prevent stubbed toes. How can we forget about stubbed toes?
21. Some slip-resistant running shoes that are mega cute and grippy. No twisted ankles and scraped knees for you!
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Get a pair on Amazon Canada for $24.99 (available in nine colours, and sizes 5.5-11).
22. A couple of large microwave silicone mats that will not only prevent you from accidentally picking up a hot dish, but also make cleaning up easier.
23. A fashionable PU leather neck cord to hold your prescription glasses or sunnies around your neck, safe and sound, instead of shattered on the floor as you recklessly take them off.
24. And lastly, a set of dimmable LED night lights, so you never bump into anything in the dark. No worrying about finding the light switch; these have motion sensors!
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