17 Signs Your BFF Is Actually A Lifeless Human Vehicle Controlled By Poo
I'm so sorry you had to find out this way, sweetie, your friend is just a shell.
If you're friends with someone who fits the following definition, you're prooobably friends with Poo. There many are tell-tale signs to watch out for.
Is her camera gallery 99% photos of her?
Is YOUR camera gallery 99% photos of her because you're her unpaid personal photographer?
Does she make you wheeze with laughter while not even trying?
Is it against her religion to pass a reflective surface without admiring herself in it?
Is she a known non-giver of fucks?
But at the same time, also invested to no end in other people's emotions?
Does she have a way of turning things into a compliment about herself?
Does she have a new crush every week?
Do these crushes also last under a week?
Have many men been martyred under the weight of her sass?
And are they regularly and unabashedly objectified by her?
Does she enjoy dancing with adaayein a little too much?
Do you find yourself giving her heroine ass reality checks often?
Is she a big advocate of self-care?
And does she somehow make you want to love yourself more?
And has she used this line more than once...?
If you can spot most of these signs, sweetie, I'm so sorry you had to find out this way. Make the most of your friendship with your best friend — the vessel controlled by Pooja Sharma.
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