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    Posted on 22 Dec 2017

    17 Signs Your BFF Is Actually A Lifeless Human Vehicle Controlled By Poo

    I'm so sorry you had to find out this way, sweetie, your friend is just a shell.

    1. If you're friends with someone who fits the following definition, you're prooobably friends with Poo. There many are tell-tale signs to watch out for.

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    2. Is her camera gallery 99% photos of her?

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    3. Is YOUR camera gallery 99% photos of her because you're her unpaid personal photographer?

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    4. Does she make you wheeze with laughter while not even trying?

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    5. Is it against her religion to pass a reflective surface without admiring herself in it?

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    6. Is she a known non-giver of fucks?

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    7. But at the same time, also invested to no end in other people's emotions?

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    8. Does she have a way of turning things into a compliment about herself?

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    9. Does she have a new crush every week?

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    10. Do these crushes also last under a week?

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    11. Have many men been martyred under the weight of her sass?

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    12. And are they regularly and unabashedly objectified by her?

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    13. Does she enjoy dancing with adaayein a little too much?

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    14. Do you find yourself giving her heroine ass reality checks often?

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    15. Is she a big advocate of self-care?

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    16. And does she somehow make you want to love yourself more?

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    17. And has she used this line more than once...?

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    If you can spot most of these signs, sweetie, I'm so sorry you had to find out this way. Make the most of your friendship with your best friend — the vessel controlled by Pooja Sharma.

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