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An Accurate And Honest Summary Of "Mujhse Dosti Karoge"

This movie could have been completely avoided if they had invested in webcams.

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Khanna's son Raj is saying goodbye to his BFF Tina, and Tina honestly couldn't give two fucks about him. For some reason, there is also a Pooja there who thinks she's relevant, but Raj always makes sure she knows she isn't.

Raj reaches London and starts emailing Tina on day one because that adolescent thirst is real. Tina is uninterested. There's only one problem: POOJA IS WRITING BACK AS FUCKIN' TINA.

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Raj is in love with "Tina" and Pooja is madly in love with him too. Now he's coming back to India and guess who's busted.

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These girls are apparently besties but Pooja has never even told Tina that she talks to Raj, let alone that she talks to him as her. Some besties.

Aaaaaaand Raj arrives without giving the least aerial of flying fucks about Pooja. He tells Tina "You've grown up so beautiful!" and literally tells Pooja "Oh you've grown up too," RIGHT AFTER, RIGHT THERE.

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Not just this, Tina who was uninterested and oblivious this whole time suddenly starts flirting at level 9000 with Raj. Who ISN'T a bitch in this movie?

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A week has gone by, so how come NOBODY KNOWS YET? THERE ARE ENOUGH RED FLAGS UP IN THIS BITCH FOR IT TO BE A COMMUNIST NEIGHBOURHOOD.

Why hasn't Pooja told Tina she likes Raj? Why isn't that already obvious to Tina? Why is Pooja pushing Tina to like and flirt with Raj????

TINA LITERALLY CALLED RAJ "MR. AMERICA" BECAUSE SHE FORGOT HE'S FROM BRITAIN, BUT HE DOESN'T NOTICE?

Raj and Pooja become "just friends". He says he has never had a female friend (Side note: Please avoid guys who have never had any female friends, what a fucking weirdo this dude is).

Raj and Tina's rishta gets pakka.

Yash Raj Films / Imaan Sheikh

Neither Raj nor Tina is asked for approval. They could just be casual-dating, but hey who cares? Parents decide everything.

THIS WHOLE FILM IS JUST A COMPILATION OF ACTIONS BASED ON ONE ASSUMPTION AFTER ANOTHER.

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In case this movie wasn't already shit enough, Uday Chopra shows up to woo Pooja. I've never seen someone play an unplugged electric guitar as confidently as this awful guy.

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You HAVE to be as deluded as Uday to literally make your entry singing, “A dark-skinned girl, she dreams of someone. Is it me?” Like, NO, bhai jaan, no one’s ever seen you before in this whole movie, WHO IS U, SIR. WHO IS U? PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR SEAT.

At Tina's sangeet, Raj is dropping mad hints about Pooja. IDK what kinda exhibitionist tendencies these folks have, but EVERYONE loves to be sexually aggressive in front of the whole family and make them uncomfortable.

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She sacrifices her love, and Raj and Pooja are married off in what was quite possibly THE most unrealistic movie wedding possible, because none of the brown parents threw a bitch fit till the end.