An Accurate And Honest Summary Of "Mujhse Dosti Karoge"
This movie could have been completely avoided if they had invested in webcams.
The film opens to Mr. Khanna leaving Shimla for London with his wife and kids to start his tech business. His friends are banterfully bidding him farewell.
Khanna's son Raj is saying goodbye to his BFF Tina, and Tina honestly couldn't give two fucks about him. For some reason, there is also a Pooja there who thinks she's relevant, but Raj always makes sure she knows she isn't.
Raj reaches London and starts emailing Tina on day one because that adolescent thirst is real. Tina is uninterested. There's only one problem: POOJA IS WRITING BACK AS FUCKIN' TINA.
This catfishing goes on for 15 WHOLE YEARS, and no photos are ever exchanged, I haven't a fucking clue as to why.
Raj is in love with "Tina" and Pooja is madly in love with him too. Now he's coming back to India and guess who's busted.
Pooja comes clean to Tina.
Aaaaaaand Raj arrives without giving the least aerial of flying fucks about Pooja. He tells Tina "You've grown up so beautiful!" and literally tells Pooja "Oh you've grown up too," RIGHT AFTER, RIGHT THERE.
Tina falls in love with Raj as well. And Raj can barely believe how perfect everything is, but in reality, things are actually worse than his acting. Only Pooja knows.
A week has gone by, so how come NOBODY KNOWS YET? THERE ARE ENOUGH RED FLAGS UP IN THIS BITCH FOR IT TO BE A COMMUNIST NEIGHBOURHOOD.
Why hasn't Pooja told Tina she likes Raj? Why isn't that already obvious to Tina? Why is Pooja pushing Tina to like and flirt with Raj????
TINA LITERALLY CALLED RAJ "MR. AMERICA" BECAUSE SHE FORGOT HE'S FROM BRITAIN, BUT HE DOESN'T NOTICE?