1. When your friend tells you their boyfriend cheated on them.
2. And you both plan a cold revenge together.
3. When you're in the mood but he isn't.
4. When you're sooo not in the mood.
5. When your cramps get so bad, you're sure your uterus is trying to kill you.
6. When you're checking out a boy with your friends, but trying to be discreet.
7. When the cute ones (always!) turn out to be not-the-brightest gems of the lot.
8. When someone's getting way too friendly with your significant other.
9. When you spend way too much within five days of payday, without realising.
10. When someone's being rude and you try to tell them that nicely because you're nice.
11. But if you are pushed too far, you have to get down and dirty too.
12. When you're just trying to walk down the street and someone catcalls you.
13. When someone tells you to calm down or 'stop PMSing'.
14. When your friend can't stop talking about their relationship with you.
15. And you can't deal with their shit.
16. Like for real, stop.
17. When auntie ji's ask why you haven't found someone to marry yet.
18. When someone says you're quite funny/strong/cool 'for a girl'.
19. Because they don't realise the magnanimity of your strength and awesomeness.
